JULY'S JUST JACKED!(7/4/05)

[Diego Jarrett]

*"Rise up" by Drowning Pool hits, Patriotic Fireworks go trough the RFK Stadium as the sold out crowd Cheers in excitement.*

M.C: WELCOME EVERYONE! HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY FROM EVERYONE IN THE NWF! AND WELCOME TO THE RFK STADIUM, HOME OF THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS, NATIONALS AS WELL AS THE HOME OF THE FOUR TIME MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER CHAMPIONS, D.C UNITED! HELLO ONCE AGAIN I AM M.C AND JOINING ME TODAY FOR COMMENTS IS NONE OTHER THAN JESUS ZUNIGA! ZUNIGA? HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

Jesus Zuniga: That's right M.C. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO EVERYONE WATCHING AT HOME FROM THEIR LIVING ROOMS, KITCHENS WHATEVER!

M.C: WHAT A CARD do we have for you today, The war between the KINGS OF WRESTLING Jesus and the Game Connection continues here tonight after the ongoings between these two factions over the past two weeks.

Jesus Zuniga: Indeed M.C. Tonight practically all the members of both factions will see action here tonight in a battle for the gold here tonight!

M.C: And speaking of gold, let's go to Jeremy Borash for our opening Championship contest.....

Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST, IS FOR THE NWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST.....

*Fans Boo as the Ecuador National Anthem hits followed by the Colombian National Anthem then followed by "Come On!" by Waterproof Blonde*

Jeremy Borash: INTRODUCING, FROM MEDELLIN, COLOMBIA, AND QUITO, ECUADOR PERSPECTIVELY, REPRESENTING THE KINGS OF WRESTLING, J.P RODALLEGA AND EDISON D'ALESSANDRO, THE COLOMBIA ECUADOR CONNECTION!

M.C: Two really tough dudes Jesus Zuniga. And they have certainly proved just that by their actions last week in their interference with the other members of the Kings of Wrestling as well as the altercation they had with Heavy Metal and his father Pepe Casas last week.

Jesus Zuniga: You're right M.C, those two are two powerhouses that will stop at nothing to make a name for themselves in the NWF specially with the Kings of Wrestling.

*Fans Cheer when "Original Prankster" is herd trough the Stadium, Chris and Alan come out and high five each other and head to the ring*

Jeremy Borash: THEY'RE OPPONENTS.....

M.C: The Stones not waisting ANY time here at all in this opening contest of July's Just Jacked for the NWF World Tag Team titles. Alan is the Wrestler with the long hair on the right and Chris with the Crew cut on the right.

Jesus Zuniga: Indeed M.C. I mean just look at the way they are hammering the Kings in the corner, referee Jim Molineaux PLEASE, PLEASE, do something!

M.C: Referee Jim Molineaux ex ECW, our official for this World Tag Team title contest. Alan and Chris continuing to hammer the Kings in the corner, double Irish whip, dozy doe, but both were greeted with outstanding missile dropkicks from Alan and Chris. Edison and Rodallega bumping to each other from the back and.... both men knocking each other down with those right hands both were totally unaware that they've just nailed and knocked out one another in the center of the ring.

Jesus Zuniga: miscommunication M.C! Total miscommunication!

M.C: Indeed a little miscommunication there by two members of the Kings of Wrestling and the Stone Brothers are in control of this match so far. Chris off the ropes, drops the elbow to the chest of Edison, Alan off the ropes and does the same as well. Both of the Stones now, double standing moonsault on Rodallega and D'Alessandro. First cover, ONE, TWO! WOAH!
Edison and Rodallega just threw the Stones like little children. The Stones now back up, double clothesline!

*Fans: OH!*

Jesus Zuniga: WOW! Did you see that M.C!?

M.C: Indeed I did, the Stones attempting a double clothesline and both men were knocked out by the huge boots of Edison D'Alesandro and J.P Rodallega. Rodallega with Chris Stone now, Snake eyes on the top turnbuckle, and Edison D'Alessandro delivering a spine buster with authority!

Jesus Zuniga: Look out M.C!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: BIG HUGE LEGDROP ONTO THE NECK OF CHRIS STONE. Edison picking up Alan, Edison now sending Alan to the corner, OH! BIG SPLASH IN THE CORNER THERE BY EDISON D'ALESSANDRO, Rodallega follows it up with a three point stance. Both men have turned the tables faster than it takes you to say Boo! And that's what this crowd here at RFK Stadium is doing to both members of the Kings of Wrestling.

*Fans Boo as Edison D'Alessandro and J.P Rodallega raise their hands in the air*

Jesus Zuniga: Cut them some slack M.C!

M.C: I'll cut them some slack alright.... OH! And the Stones just double dropkicked both men onto the outside, LOOK OUT!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: Running suicide Cordscrew Planchas and both men are down. Chris and Alan going uptop.....

Jesus Zuniga: What are they gonna do M.C? Just exactly what are they gonna do?

M.C: LOOK OUT AGAIN!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: THE STONES WERE CAUGHT IN MID-AIR BY J.P RODALLEGA! AND RODALLEGA SENDS THEM BACK FIRST INTO THE POST! EDISON FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A CLOTHESLINE! AND NOW A DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP BY BOTH EDISON AND J.P RODALLEGA ON THE OUTSIDE! Rodallega now picks up Alan Stone, reverse Press Slam? And drops him back first on the barricade, followed by an elbow by Edison knocking Alan Stone off the barricade.

Jesus Zuniga: What's Edison gonna do with Chris M.C?

M.C: I don't know Jesus Zuniga, is he gonna toss him back in?

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: DID YOU SEE THE STRENGHT OF EDISON D'ALESSANDRO! HE THREW CHRIS STONE LIKE A BASKETBALL WITH THAT POWERBOMB THROW! Both men back inside now.

Jesus Zuniga: Edison and Rodallega are now stalking Chris Stone M.C!

M.C: Chris Stone slowly getting back to his feet meanwhile his brother Alan is still out on the outside after that press slam throw that landed him back first in the barricade. Stone getting up to his feet!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: THE RODALLEGA FOLLOWED BY THE ECUADORIAN DROP, FORGET IT' IT'S ACADEMIC!

Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST, AND NEW, NWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. J.P RODALLEGA, EDISON D'ALESSANDRO, THE COLOMBIA/ECUADOR CONNECTION!

M.C: Rodallega and D'Alessandro victorious here today at RFK stadium. It seemed as if both men were about to be controlled until this happened.

*Instant Replay is show*

Jesus Zuniga: Both of the Stones took too much time M.C which they shouldn't have done. But they did and they both got caught in the air, slammed to the post. Followed by a Russian backbreaker on the barricade on Alan Stone, and then Chris M.C like a Basketball, Edison tosses him back it and then, the Rodallega and Ecuadorian Drop for the three. And the Kings of Wrestling take first blood here M.C!

M.C: Indeed they have but coming up next, the DEBUT of CHAOS, an early week signee will square off against Latin Lover, Charly Manson, and Mr. Survey, Mr. Encuesta and that's coming up right now!

*"Rock is Dead" by Marylin Manson hits as Black lighting circles on the entry way. Charly Manson comes out in a Washington Redskins Jersey and Pimp hat. Manson taunts the Fans and cameras and heads to the ring.

Jeremy Borash: The following contest, is our FOUR CORNERS ELIMINATION MATCH TO DETIRMINE A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR ANY NWF SINGLES TITLE, INTRODUCING FIRST, CHARLY MANSON!

M.C: Manson showing a little bit of favoritism with the Redskins hat and Jersey don't you think Zuniga!

Jesus Zuniga: I don't think so at all, Manson loves the Skins as much as he loves his wife M.C!

*"Mucho Mas" by El Simbolo hits the P.A system, Latin Lover comes out in a Burgundy Cowboy outfit. Latin then removes his outfit and dances on the entry way. Latin walks off the entry way and slaps the hands of the Fans. Latin enters the ring and removes his Cowboy hat as the ladies scream and cheer with delight*

Jeremy Borash: HIS OPPONENT, from the STRIP CLUB, LATIN LOVER!

M.C: Listen to the ovation by Latin Lover here at RFK, the ladies are really behind him here this afternoon at RFK.

Jesus Zuniga: Indeed M.C. Latin gets more screams from ladies than he does from scary movies.

*Fans Cheer as "Unleashed" by Saliva goes trough RFK Stadium, Chaos taunts at the top of the ramp, then continues down to the ring. He enters the ring, goes to all four corners, and taunts once again.

Jeremy Borash: THEIR OPPONENT, FROM, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, WEIGHTING IN AT 237 lbs., CHAOS!

M.C: Great ovation here for Chaos, the newest member of the NWF signed earlier last week along with Wolverine whom we will see from here tonight.

*Fans Boo as the Family Feud 1994 Theme hits the P.A system. Mr. Encuesta walks down to the ring with a Clipboard and a stack of papers in his hand.*

M.C: ENCUESTA'S STACK OF PAPERS JUST WENT OUT FLYING AS LATIN LOVER NAILED HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE and this one is underway!

Jesus Zuniga: Those papers were research papers and surveys M.C!

M.C: Well. whatever they are they went out flying in a hurry. Latin Lover starting things with Manson. Right hands to Manson in the corner as Encuesta and Chaos look on. Latin sending Manson to the other corner, hits a clothesline, followed by a Bulldog off the ropes. Latin in control of Charly Manson.

*Fans and ladies scream as Latin Lover dances in the center of the ring*

M.C: Latin doing a little side dance there. Latin now going pointing to Chaos, the Fans are on their feet, Latin offering his hand to Chaos.

*Fans Cheer*

M.C: And Latin makes the Tag and here comes Chaos! Chaos on the ring scoupting Manson, and hits him with a clotheslines sending Manson down. Manson back up to his feet once again, and Chaos hits him with a dropkick sending Manson to the corner. Chaos to the corner, Monkey Flip, no, Tornado DDT instead. Well executed by a debuting Chaos. Chaos now to the top turnbuckle, Phoenix Splash, well connected by Chaos. Chaos now going up for a Moonsault.

*Smack*

Jesus Zuniga: Encuesta from nowhere M.C with a steel chair to the face of Chaos M.C

M.C: Yeah and the referee didn't see a damn thing.

*Fans Cheer*

Jesus Zuniga: And now Latin Lover chasing Encuesta on the outside M.C!

M.C: Manson crawling to Chaos, ONE, TWO, NO DAMMIT NO!

*Fans Cheer*

M.C: AND CHAOS GOT THE SHOULDER UP! A CHAIR SHOT TO THE FACE COULDN'T KEEP CHAOS DOWN JESUS ZUNIGA! ENCUESTA CHAISING AFTER LATIN, AND LATIN CATCHES HIM WITH THE KICK OF THE CABRITO ON THE OUTSIDE!
MANSON IS SLOWLY GETTING UP WHILE CHAOS IS DOWN

Jesus Zuniga: Manson signaling the end here M.C! He's gonna go for the backdrop bomb here M.C!

M.C: Manson measuring Chaos! WAIT A MINUTE!

*Fans Cheer as Charly Manson's older brother Elektro makes his way to the ring*

Jesus Zuniga: WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S ELEKTRO M.C, ELEKTRO!

M.C: INDEED IT IS! ELEKTRO, CHARLY MANSON'S OLDER BROTHER AND MANSON CAN'T BELIVE IT! MANSON'S ON HIS KNEES BEGGING HIS BROTHER FOR MERCY!

Jesus Zuniga: Elektro let him go, C'mon Elektro!

M.C: MANSON CRAWLING TO THE CORNER, OH OH!

*Fans Cheer*

M.C: ELEKTRO HAS MANSON BY THE TIGHTS. ELEKTRO HAS MANSON IN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL HOLD, ELEKTRO WRAPS HIS RIGHT LEG ON MANSON, OH MAN!

*Fans Cheer*

M.C: ELEKTRO JUST EXECUTED A FRONT DOWNWARD SPIRAL, AND ELEKTRO NOW PUTTING CHAOS ONTOP OF MANSON! AND ELEKTRO'S NOW GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY! THE REFEREE WAS TOO DISTRACTED WITH MANSON AND ENCUESTA ON THE OUTSIDE!

Jesus Zuniga: NO M.C NO! THIS IS UNFAIR!

M.C: CHAOS WITH THE COVER!

*Fans chant: ONE, TWO, THREE!*

M.C: HE GOT HIM! MANSON HAS BEEN ELIMANTED THANKS TO HIS OLDER BROTHER, ELEKTRO!
BUT THE QUESTION IS JESUS ZUNIGA, WHAT THE HELL BROUGHT ELEKTRO OVER HERE TO RFK?

Jesus Zuniga: I don't know M.C. But I do know that Encuesta is measuring Chaos.

M.C: NO! NO! Not the Survey Says on Chaos, NO, NO!

*Fans Cheer*

M.C: LATIN WITH HIS VERSION OF THE SUPERKICK, THE KICK OF THE CABRITO TO ENCUESTA, HOOK OF THE LEG

*Fans chant: ONE, TWO, THREE!

M.C: ENCUESTA ELIMINATED BY LATIN LOVER AND LATIN IS ON FIRE! WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE, CHAOS WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE, ONE, TWO, IT'S OVER!
CHAOS WINS IT!

Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNER, AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO ANY NWF SINGLES TITLE, CHAOS!

M.C: CHAOS ROLLED UP LATIN AFTER LATIN DELIVERED THE KICK OF EL CABRITO, CHAOS CRAWLED OVER AND TOOK ADVANTAGE AND GOT THE THREE, MAKING CHAOS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR ANY NWF TITLE THAT HE CHOOSES IN SINGLES COMPETITION!

[Diego Jarrett]

M.C: But nontheless Jesus Zuniga, coming up next. For the NWF Cruiserweight Championship, representing the Game Connection, Heavy Metal as he takes on Kings of Wrestling's own, Fallen Angel, Cristopher Daniels in a No Disqualification match for the NWF Cruiserweight Championship. Let's go to Jeremy Borash for the introductions.

Jeremy Borash: The following contest is a NO DISQUALIFCATION MATCH FOR THE NWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING, FROM THE CITY OF ANGELS!

*Fans Boo as "Fallen" hits the P.A sytem. Christopher Daniels enters the ramp with his traditional black outfit. Daniels walks towards the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle and then removes his shades.*

Jeremy Borash: Weighting at 210 lbs, THE FALLEN ANGEL, CHRISTOPHER DANIELS!

M.C: What must be going trough his head right now after he almost attacked Heavy Metal's father Pepe Casas last week Jesus Zuniga?

Jesus Zuniga: You got me thinking there M.C.

*"Tribute to the Past" by Gamma Ray hits the P.A system as Fans go crazy. Heavy points towards Daniels in the entry way and rushes to the ring.

Jeremy Borash: HIS.....

M.C: Heavy Metal not waisting any time and here we go!
Christopher Daniels representing the Kings of Wrestling and Heavy Metal is representing, the Game Connection.
Rights and left by both men in the center of the ring. Heavy now sending Daniels off the ropes, back body drop by Heavy Metal. Daniels up, and Heavy sends him over the top rope with a clothesline.

Jesus Zuniga: Look out M.C! Heavy Metal's going to fly!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: TOPE SUICIDA OR A SUICIDE DIVE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT ON THE FALLEN ANGEL. HEAVY METAL TAKING THIS AS PERSONAL AS ANYTHING AFTER THE KINGS ATTACKED HIM AND HIS FATHER LAST WEEK!

Jesus Zuniga: Just look at the fire in the eyes of Heavy Metal as he hands those hard chops to the Fallen Angel M.C.

M.C: There is fire, there is rage, and there is fighting spirit in the heart of Erick Francisco Casas Ruiz, Heavy Metal. Heavy with another clothesline and both men get send out to the barricade here at RFK!
Heavy Metal now leaps over the barricade and goes back up to the ring and it looks like as if he's going to the top.

Jesus Zuniga: Heavy Metal up ontop M.C.

M.C: NO, HE CAN'T, IT'S A LOOONG WAY'S OUT FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ON THE THE BARRICADEEE.....

*Fans chant: HOLY SHIT!*

Jesus Zuniga: Heavy Metal risking his life M.C as he delivered a spinning cordscrew from the top turnbuckle onto the barricade!

M.C: Heavy now lifting the Fallen Angel, and snake eyes him on the barricade and, OH!
Backbody drop on a chair, Metal in control!

Jesus Zuniga: Yes he is M.C.

M.C: Heavy now scoops Daniels onto another chair, Heavy on the top of the barricade.....

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: Guillotine Leg drop from the barricade onto the neck of Christopher Daniels. Heavy picking up Daniels, and sends him head first into the barricade.

Jesus Zuniga: That's gotta hurt M.C, that's gotta hurt!

M.C: Yes it has Jesus, Heavy now tossing the Fallen Angel over the barricade. Heavy now going towards our time keeper.

*Fans Cheer as Heavy Metal grabs a steel chair*

Jesus Zuniga: Heavy's got a steel chair! look out!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: Heavy Metal went for a Concierto type thing but Daniels ducked and the chair came right back to the face of Heavy Metal as he tried to swing it towards Daniel's face which was against the steel post.

Jesus Zuniga: And now Christopher Daniel's taking advantage of that small break by sending Heavy Metal shoulder first into the steel post M.C!

M.C: Indeed he is Jesus. Daniels now has Heavy Metal in a backdrop carry, and sends him to the post groin first. Daniels now tying Heavy into a tree of woe and Daniels now kicking Heavy Metal in the chest area.
What's he gonna do here Jesus?

Jesus Zuniga: I don't know.

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: Christopher Daniels just executed a baseball slide on Heavy Metal right here on the outside as Heavy was still tied up upside down in the tree of woe. And Daniels Jesus going up top. Daniels, off the top..... Axe handle smash from the top turnbuckle on the outside knocking Heavy Metal back down. Daniels now beggining to clobber Heavy Metal with those clubhouse hammers right on the back Jesus Zuniga.

Jesus Zuniga: Daniels has turned the tables, hooray for the Kings of Wrestling!

M.C: Well hooray or not Jesus, Daniels has indeed turned the tables here. Daniels now tossing Heavy Metal back into the ring. Daniels on the apron, springboard legdrop connects. Daniels now sends Heavy to the corner, and hits a perfect back elbow, Daniels sending Heavy for the second time, and Heavy countered!

*Fans chant: HEAVY! HEAVY! HEAVY! HEAVY!*

M.C: The Heavy chants are herd loudly here at RFK Stadium as the Fans are trying to root Heavy Metal back into his game. Heavy now with the eye rake in the corner, referee Piero of Italy counting, one, two, three, and Heavy lets go.

Jesus Zuniga: Heavy Metal now sneaking towards the outside of the ring M.C.

*Fans Cheer as Heavy pulls out a 2x4*

M.C: OH OH!
Heavy climbing back in the ring with that 2x4 that Hacksaw Jim Duggan made famous. Daniels almost to his feet, Heavy went for a shot and.....

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: Daniels with a low-blow, a low-blow by the Fallen Angel brings heavy onto his knees.

Jesus Zuniga: LOOK OUT HEAVY METAL!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: DANIELS JUST BROKE THAT 2X4 ON THE BACK OF HEAVY METAL DANIELS UPTOP..... BEST MOONSAULT EVER. Fallen Angle now measuring Heavy Metal, kick to the gut, ANGELS WINGS. THE ANGELS WINGS, ONE, TWO, DANIELS HAS BECOME THE NEW NWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Jeremy Borash: Your winner of the match, and NEW, NWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE FALLEN ANGEL CHRISTOPHER DANIELS!

M.C: WHAT A MATCH JESUS ZUNIGA. HEAVY ALMOST HAD IT BUT DANIELS FROM NOWHERE WITH THE LOW-BLOW FOLLOWED BY A SHOT WITH THE 2X4 ON THE BACK OF HEAVY METAL AND OF COURSE DANIELS WOULD GO FOR THE B.M.E OR BEST MOONSAULT EVER AND THEN THE ANGELS WINGS FOR THE THREE!

*Bell Sounds as the Fans Boo*

M.C: WAIT A MINUTE! DANIELS CONTINUING THE ASSAULT ON HEAVY METAL! C'MON PIERO DO SOMETHING! ENOUGHT IS ENOUGHT DAMMIT, LEAVE HIM ALONE! WAIT A MINUTE!

*Fans Cheer as Pepe "Tropicasas" makes his way to the ring.

M.C: HEAVY METAL'S FATHER IS HERE AT RFK! CASAS GETTING IN THE FACE OF DANIELS!

Jesus Zuniga: Not a smart move Mr. Casas.

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: C'MON WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS HU? DANIELS STOMPING ON PEPE CASAS HEAVY METAL'S FATHER HERE! C'MON DANIELS STOP IT DAMN IT, STOP IT!

Jesus Zuniga: Remember what Daniels said M.C, release the snake, you pay for your sins!

M.C: DANIELS NOW UPTOP!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: BEST MOONSAULT EVER ON A HELPLESS PEPE CASAS WHO ALL HE DID WAS TRY TO ATTEND TO HIS YOUNGEST SON!

Jesus Zuniga: And he's not done yet M.C!

*Daniels goes to the apron to get a chair*

M.C: NO C'MON SOMEBODY DO A DAMN THING C'MON! THE POOR MAN IS HELPLESS! DAMN YOU DANIELS DAMN YOU!

*Fans: OH! they later begin to chant: HOLY SHIT!*

M.C: DAMN YOU CHRISTOPHER DANIELS, THE ANGELS WINGS TO HEAVY METALS FATHER PEPE CASAS ON A DAMN STEEL CHAIR AND THE NEW NWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION DAMN PROUD OF HIMSELF JESUS!
But nontheless, The Kings of Wrestling are now two and zip. But will they make it three and zip or two and one, coming up next, Groond XXX, versus Tarzan Kid, Intercontinental title, let's take you to Leobardo Magadan backstage, take it away Leo!

Leobardo Magadan: Ladies and gentlemen I am standing here with a man with a five star rating, Tarzan Kid. Tarzan today, you meet Groond XXX, not today but actually, now.

Tarzan Kid: You know what Leobardo? I'm ready, I got Kelly Shanelle with me and I am ready to make an example out of that goof of Groond XXX. And after watcha did to Kelly last week Groond? You WILL face some serious reprocussions in just a matter of momments, got it? get it? good?

*Fans Boo*

Leobardo Magadan: There you have it the five star Rudo, Tarzan Kid! Back to you M.C and Jesus Zuniga!

*Cameras cirlcle RFK Stadium and stop by the D.C United Champioship wall as the Fans continue to Cheer*

M.C: And there you see the Championship wall of Major League Soccer's very own D.C United. Four time MLS Champions and the question that I have right now Jesus is could the same thing happen to the Kings just like it happened to D.C United?

Jesus Zuniga: Ah, it's aiming towards that right now with two titles in their bag already and if it does, the difference is that the Kings captured all their titles in one single night while D.C United on the other hand had to collect them on four seperate ocassions.

M.C: You certainly make a good point there, well here we go!

*The Argentina National Anthem hits and then turns into "Popotitos" cover by Palito Ortega. Tarzan Kid comes out in a blue short sleeve jacket with the Argentina Flag on the back with Tarzan on the top while Kelly Shanelle comes out with a blue sleeveless top and a short white skirt.

Jesus Zuniga: Look at Tarzan and Shanelle M.C they look like Posh and Becks!

Jeremy Borash: The following contest is scheduled for, ONE FALL, and it is for the NWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP, INTRODUCING, FROM ALMAGRO, ARGENTINA WEIGHTING IN AT 235 lbs, and being accompanied by KELLY SHANELLE, TARZAN KID!

*Fans Boo as Tarzan raises his hand in the air*

M.C: There you here the chorus of Boos from the Fans here at RFK, and, OH BOY!

*Red Lighting strikes the entry way, then the "Oh Fortuna! cover by Therion hits as Tarzan and Shanelle look on.

Jeremy Borash: HIS OPPONENT, FROM THE DEEP DARK RED HELL, GROOND XXX!

*Fans Cheer as Groond is seen behind Tarzan Kid*

M.C: OH OH! Groond with a clothesline sending Tarzan Kid down, shades of last week on Thunder and this one is under way!

*Fans Cheer as Groond has Kelly Shanelle by the hair*

Jesus Zuniga: LET KELLY GO GROOND! LET KELLY GO!

M.C: Groond with a handfull of Kelly Shanelle's hair, and Tarzan from behind with those cheaps shots sending Groond down to his knees. Tarzan now slamming Groond's face onto the turnbuckle and Tarzan now unloading with those lefts to Groond in the corner. Tarzan now to the corner, clothesline well executed by the Tarzan Kid. Tarzan going off to the corner and hits Groond XXX with a butt thump. Tarzan Kid on fire here in the early going.

*Fans Boo as Tarzan Kid does the Rick Martel model taunt*

Jesus Zuniga: WAIT A MINUTE M.C! Kelly Shanelle pulling Groond off the corner by the legs, and slams him groin first.

M.C: Oh C'mon now! the referee was too distracted with Tarzan and didn't see a damn thing that Kelly Shanelle just did to Groond XXX!
Tarzan now turns his attention to Groond XXX, Tarzan slides off the ring and pulls Groond's left foot and applies a leg lock on the steel post shades of Bret Hart there by the Tarzan Kid as referee Rudy Charles begins the ten count. Tarzan back in the ring, and that jesabel, Kelly Shanelle just slammed that left foot of Groond on the steel post.

Jesus Zuniga: Smart move by Shanelle M.C.

M.C: Smart move my ass! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL KELLY SHANELLE DID THAT TO HELP OUT TARZAN KID!

Jesus Zuniga: That's called looking out for one another M.C

M.C: Anyways, Tarzan now dragging Groond to the center of the ring here, and applies a figure four leglock with the preasure on Groond's left leg. And look at! Look at Kelly Shanelle hold Tarzan's hands! Referee Rudy Charles warning Shanelle that if she does something similar her man will be automatically disqualified from the contest. Groond with a thumb to the eye of Tarzan Kid. Groond now slowly getting up to this feet by grabbing onto the ropes, a DAMN IT AGAIN!

*Fans Boo*

Jesus Zuniga: Kelly Shanelle just guillotined Groond XXX's and Rudy Charles blind as always M.C.

M.C: First the slam to the groin onto the steel post then the hand holding between her and Tarzan while Tarzan had applied the figure four and now this! C'mon Rudy Charles throw Shanelle out of the damn match!

Jesus Zuniga: He can't M.C!

M.C: Well, what do you mean he can't?

Jesus Zuniga: Because he's not allowed to!

M.C: Because he's not allowed to give me a break Jesus!
Tarzan now crawling to the corner where Kelly Shanelle is watching him to catch a breath of air here after Shanelle guillotined Groond as he was getting back up to his feet, Groond then slipped on Tarzan's bridge which brought the Red Gargoyle down. Groond back up to his feet as he puts one hand on his left foot, Groond with a right, another one, and another to the Tarzan Kid. One more and Tarzan Kid finally goes down and Groond headin' up Jesus Zuniga!
Groond now waiting for a dazed Tarzan to get up, he does, Groond off the top!

*Fans: OH!*

Jesus Zuniga: Groond landed bad on his left leg M.C!

M.C: You're right Jesus Zuniga, Groond attempted a boot off the top with his right foot and came down bad on his left. Tarzan now hooking Groond for the, TK Strike, TK Strike, Rudy Charles counts one, two, three!

Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNER OF THIS CONTEST, AND NEW NWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, TARZAN KID!

M.C: Tarzan Kid regainst the Intercontinental title for a second time here and boy was he lucky! A leg injury suffered by Groond XXX earlier in the match caused the Red Gargoyle to lose all momentum which was later capitalized by Tarzan Kid with the TK Strike. Let's go to our broadcast partner, Andres Maronas backstage, Maronas!

[Diego Jarrett]

*Fans at RFK Boo as they see El Tirantes standing by with Andres Maronas*

Andres Maronas: Ladies and gentlemen, we are just moments away from what could be a "clean sweep" for the Kings of Wrestling as Irving Van Basten takes on Wolverine and the rival of always, Gamenerd Ken. And i'm here with El Tirantes, the man behind this Kings of Wrestling ordeal, Tirantes..... Tell me, how does it feel to see this Kings of Wrestling faction blossom as fast as it has in the past two weeks?

El Tirantes: Well Maronas, it feels good! Cleaning out the Game Connection for two weeks was incredible. And guess what? We've done it again! And tonight we will finish of our night with a clean sweep. Just like D.C United when they won their four MLS Cups, we will win all four titles in one night under the same roof Maronas!

Andres Maronas: El Tirantes, Ladies and gentlemen, back to you M.C and Jesus Zuniga!

*Cameras turn back to the RFK Stadium as the Fans Cheer*

M.C: There you have an overconfident El Tirantes. He's already assuring a "clean sweep"!

Jesus Zuniga: That's just his way M.C, he thinks positive just like all his members of the Kings of Wrestling that's all.

M.C: Well in any event, let's go to Jeremy Borash for our Main Event of the evening!

Jeremy Borash: The following contest, is OUR MAIN EVENT of the evening HERE AT RFK STADIUM IN WASHINGTON, D.C. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A CAGE MATCH FOR THE NWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!

*Fans Cheer*

Jeremy Borash: INTRODUCING FROM, THE NETHERLANDS!

*Fans Boo as "Ode to Joy" hits the P.A system. Irving Van Basten comes out with a white suit with orange trim while Savina comes out with an Orange dress to the ring. Savina and Van Basten walk to the ring, Savina enters the apron and holds the ropes for Van Basten and later removes his suit*

Jeremy Borash: WEIGHTING 267 lbs, IRVING VAN BASTEN!

*The Metroid Norfair theme hits. Gamenerd Ken rushes to the ring to meet Van Basten*

M.C: Another one who doesn't waste time is Gamenerd Ken. But Van Basten greets him with stomps as he rushed to the ring. Van Basten in the corner chopping away at Ken.

*"St. Anger" by Metallica hits. Wolverine comes out and stops at the entry way*

M.C: Wolverine's here but appereantly he has decided to take a break from action as he watches Ken and Van Basten go at it back inside.

Jesus Zuniga: Van Basten continuing to chop Ken in the corner as if he were a battery operated knife M.C!

M.C: Van Basten now with the foot choke, Van Basten now off to the corner, Splash no one there, Ken going for a clothesline and both men knocked each other and here comes Wolverine!
Wolverine now waiting for either Van Basten or Ken to get up but why isn't the damn cage lowered?

*Fans Boo as El Tirantes is seen on the entry way with the controls to the cage*

Jesus Zuniga: There's your answer!

M.C: That damn El Tirantes has the controls to the damn cage and he probably wouldn't lower it until his man, Van Basten took full control of the match!

Jesus Zuniga: But he's just doing what Kelly Shanelle did earlier with TK M.C, he's just protecting his man that's all.

M.C: Van Basten back to his feet, SPINE BUSTER by Wolverine. Ken is up, OBLIVION BOMB! And that damn Tirantes finally lowers the cage. Wolverine now picking up Van Basten, and slams him face first to the cage, Irving's head bouncing off the cage, and a spinning spine buster to Van Basten. Wolverine now sends Ken to the ropes, knee lift to Ken. Wolvie is in TOTAL CONTROL of both Irving Van Basten and Gamenerd Ken as Karissa looks on from the outside!

Jesus Zuniga: Karissa looks on very concerned M.C it seems as if she's going to cry M.C!

M.C: Indeed Karissa looks concerned but she's seen Ken go trough alot more. Ken is back up, and, Powerbomb. Van Basten again, Samoan Drop by Wolverine! Wolverine now going towards the door..... Referee Mickey Jay now opening the door for Wolverine. WAIT WHAT THE HELL!

*Fans: OH!*

Jesus Zuniga: DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED?

M.C: YOUR DAMN RIGHT I DID KARISSA JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR RIGHT TO THE FACE OF WOLVERINE.....

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: AND NOW KARISSA JUST SLAPPED THE CRAP OUT OF THE WOLVERINE! VAN BASTEN WITH THE ROLL UP, NO! NO! NO! ONE, TWO, NO!
KEN BROKE UP THE COUNT! KARISSA ALMOST COSTED HER MAN THE MATCH!

Jesus Zuniga: She came close to helping out the Wolvie and wait a minute!

*Fans Boo as Petey Williams and Scott D'Amore make their way towards Karissa*

M.C: OH NOT THIS! PETEY WILLIAMS AND THAT STOOGE SCOTT D'AMORE CHASING KARISSA AND KARISSA LOOKS SCARED JESUS ZUNIGA! PETEY WILLIAMS NOW STALKING KARISSA AS D'AMORE AND TIRANTES LOOK ON, WILLIAMS GRABBING KARISSA BY THE HAIR!

*Fans Cheer*

M.C: KARISSA JUST SCORED A GOAL ON PETEY WILLIAMS BY KICKING HIM WHERE IT HURTS JESUS ZUNIGA! HERE COMES D'AMORE WITH THE FLAG, BUT KARISSA DUCKED, OH!

*Fans chant: KARISSA! KARISSA!*

M.C: KARISSA JUST WHACKED SCOTT D'AMORE WITH THE CANADIAN FLAG! AND OH! KARISSA SLAMMED D'AMORE FACE FIRST ONTO THE CAGE! MEANWHILE ON THE INSIDE OF THE CAGE, WOLVERINE, ROPE SNAKE EYES TO KEN! WOLVERINE GRABBING KEN.....

*Fans chant: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!*

M.C: WOLVERINE JUST THREW KEN HEAD FIRST TO THE CAGE BREAKING ONE DAMN SIDE OF THE CAGE!

Jesus Zuniga: But it's not over M.C!

M.C: I KNOW THAT, THE RULES OF AN NWF CAGE MATCH STATES IN ORDER TO WIN YOU WALK TROUGH THE DOOR OR YOU CLIMB UP AND ESCAPE. AND KEN, AND KEN DID NOT DO EITHER OF THEM AS HE WAS SLAMMED HEAD FIRST ON THE CAGE BREAKING A SIDE OF THE CAGE! THE POWER OF WOLVERINE IS UNBELIEVABLE, OH! FROM BEHIND!
VAN BASTEN WITH A CHOP-BLOCK, AND NOW IRVING SLOWLY BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS THAT DAMN TIRANTES IS CALLING FOR THE WOLVES!

*Fans Boo as J.P Rodallega, Christopher Daniels, Edison D'Alessandro, Tarzan Kid, and Tirantes make their way down*

M.C: AND THERE THEY ARE, THE KINGS OF WRESTLING SORROUNDING THE RING! WOLVERINE IS SORROUNDED BY THE CRUISERWEIGHT, INTERCONTINENTAL, AND TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WITH NO WAY OUT! Tirantes directing traffic.

Jesus Zuniga: Fallen Angel.....

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: FRONT SPINE BUSTER, RODALLEGA, SIDEWALK SLAM TO THE COLOMBIAN, D'ALESSANDRO, SHOULDER TACKLE KNOCKING OUT THE MAN FROM ECUADOR!

Jesus Zuniga: Here comes Tarzan Kid!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: SPINNING CRESCENT KICK BY WOLVERINE! AND WOLVERINE NOW POINTING TO TIRANTES! HE'S GONNA GET WHAT'S COMING TO HIM!

Jesus Zuniga: Tirantes crawling away!

*Fans Cheer*

M.C: BUT NOT FOR LONG, WOLVERINE HAS TIRANTES BY THE BELT BUCKLE, OH YEAH! OH HELL YEAH!

*Fans Cheer and then chant: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

M.C: WOLVERINE JUST DELIVERED THE MASSACRE AND GENOCIDE TO EL TIRANTES! VAN BASTEN BACK TO HIS FEET! MASSACRE AND GENOCIDE! ONE, TWO, THREE!
THE WOLVERINE DID IT!

Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH! AND NEW NWF HARDCORE CHAMPION! THE WOLVERINE!

M.C: WOLVERINE HAS JUST DESTROYED EVERYONE IN SIGHT! LOOK AT THE CARNAGE! LOOK AT VAN BASTEN, AND LOOK AT TIRANTES! WOLVERINE WITH THE BELT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! LOOK OUT!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: TARZAN KID'S SISTER FABY! FABY WITH A CHAIR KNOCKING WOLVERINE DOWN! AND FABY WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER! AND ONE TO THE HEAD! AND NOW HERE COME BOTH KELLY SHANELLE AND SAVINA DOWN TO THE RING MEANWHILE FABY, MY GOD! WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE WOLVERINE! AND NOW KELLY SHANELLE AND SAVINA ALONG WITH TARZAN KID'S SISTER FABY STOMPING ON THE NWF HARDCORE CHAMPION! KARISSA GETTING THE HECK OUT OF HERE WITH A HEAD WOUNDED KEN! D'AMORE AND WILLIAMS BACK IN AND NOW CONTINUE THE ASSAULT ON WOLVERINE. PETEY WILLIAMS PICKING UP THE WOLVERINE! CANADIAN DESTROYER DAMMIT!
RODALLEGA SLOWLY GETTING UP TO HIS FEET Meanwhile, Scott D'Amore picks up Wolverine, Rodallega with Wolverine!

*Fans: OH!*

M.C: The Rodallega to the Wolverine. Faby slowly helping out Daniels to the top, BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Edison scoops up Wolverine, ECUADORIAN DROP DAMN MIT! AND NOW SAVINA AND KELLY SHANELLE PICKING UP THE WOLVE, TK STRIKE! AND NOW SAVINA REVIVING HER MAN! VAN BASTEN IS BACK UP! KELLY PUSHES VAN BASTEN TOWARDS WOLVERINE, NETHERTHELESS TO THE WOLVERINE! THE KINGS OF WRESTLING HAVE MADE A MARK ON WOLVERINE!

*"Come On" by Waterproof Blonde hits as the Kings raise their hands in the air*

M.C: WE THOUGH WOLVERINE HAVE LEFT CARNAGE, BUT IF IT WASN'T FOR FABY AND PETEY WILLIAMS WE WOULD BE LOOKING AT THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT'S BEING DISPLAYED IN THE RING! THE KINGS HAVE ALL THE GOLD EXCEPT THE HARDCORE TITLE, WILL THEY GET IT? FOR JESUS ZUNIGA, I'M M.C THANKS FOR JOINING US ON THE FOURTH OF JULY, FROM RFK STADIUM IN OUR NATIONS CAPITAL, GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

*Scene fades as the Kings celebrate as Wolverine is still knocked out cold*