THUNDER(9/14/05)

[Diego Jarrett]

*The NWF Thunder theme by Waterproof Blonde hits the P.A system as fireworks go troughout the Arena as the thousands on hand Cheer on with excitement.*

Andres Maronas: Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME to NWF Wednesday Thunder!
Tonight, we have a special "jam packed" card for you tonight. In this card, The NYC will take on La Parka and Latin Lover, Ken and The Future go at it but don't forget about Candace! Also tonight, Lance Hoyt takes on James Storm's replacement of the House of Tees but first, Metal and Jarrett!

*"My World" hits the P.A system. Jeff Jarrett comes out with his guitar and performs his "peace sign" taunt on the stage as fireworks set behind him. Jarrett points to the Camera and walks towards the ring. Jeff Jarrett steps trough and performs his taunt once again*

Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! FROM HENDERSONVILLE, TENNESSE, WEIGHTING AT 260 LBS, JEFF JARRETT!

Andres Maronas: Chorus of Boos directed to the "King of the Mountain", Jeff Jarrett on Thunder.

*"Tribute to the Past" by Gamma Ray hits, Heavy Metal comes out and walks rapidly towards the ring*

Andres Maronas: Here we go! Heavy Metal, Jeff Jarrett. Both men are exchanging lefts and rights, Jarrett sending Heavy off the ropes, leapfrog well done by Jarrett, but Heavy Metal dropkicks him over the top rope and out goes Jarrett!
Well done Heavy Metal! Heavy Metal off the ropes!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: WELL DONE! WELL DONE HEAVY METAL A TOPE SUICIDA!
Metal now with Jeff Jarrett, Heavy Metal sending Jarrett back first to the barricade!
Heavy now chopping Double J, Heavy Metal clothesline, and there goes Jarrett out to the Fans!
Heavy Metal back in now as referee Mark Johnson starts the count of 10. Heavy looking to the other side of the NWF ring, Jarrett back in, but Metal receives him with a baseball slide and Jarrett goes out to the outside once again. Metal, springboard!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: FLYING PESCADO! FLYING PESCADO HEAVY METAL! HEAVY METAL WITH A FLYYING PESCADO TO JEFF JARRETT!
Heavy Metal dropping the knees to the side of Jeff Jarrett, Heavy now, elbow to Double J, Jeff Jarrett. Heavy Metal now climbing the apron, off the ropes!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: HEAVY METAL WENT FOR AN ASAI MOONSAULT BUT NO ONE WAS HOME TO ANSWER THE DOOR!
Jarrett slowly getting back up to his feet and climbs back inside!
Jarrett now back to a vertical base here awaiting Heavy Metal. Heavy Metal's now back inside but Jarrett receives him with boots to the head. Jarrett picking up Heavy Metal and off the ropes Heavy goes. Jarrett follows him right behind, and hits a knee clip causing Heavy Metal to get his head stuck between the ropes. Jarrett now off the ropes he goes, Bronco Buster like move and now look at this!

*Fans Boo as Jeff Jarrett performs his strut*

Andres Maronas: Jeff Jarrett performing his strut, but Heavy Metal catches him a left hand, and down goes Jarrett!
Another, and another, Jarrett down again, and Heavy hits a clothesline sending Jarrett back down once again. Heavy, scissor legsweep, and turns it into a bulldog. Heavy Metal now telling the Fans at the NWF Arena that he's going up to the top!

*Fans Cheer*

Andres Maronas: Heavy Metal, measuring Jeff Jarrett, I've seen this before and I'm sure the rest of you have, Heavy off the top!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: FRONT FLIP LEGDROP, AND JARRETT MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!
Jarrett now measuring Heavy Metal for The Stroke, Jarrett setting up Heavy, Heavy countered!
Off the ropes goes Heavy, Leapover on Jeff Jarrett.

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: LOW-BLOW! LOW-BLOW! LOW-BLOW BY JEFF JARRETT! HEAVY METAL DID A LEAPOVER THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN AND JARRETT FROM NOWHERE FOUND A WAY TO LAND THAT LEFT FOOT OF HIS ON HEAVY METAL'S GROIN!
JARRETT, STROKE, HE GOT IT!
THE STROKE, ONE, TWO, THREE, THREE THREE, THREE COUNT FOR JEFF JARRETT!

Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN, JEFF JARRETT!

Andres Maronas: Jeff Jarrett won the match but now the asssault on Heavy Metal!

*Fans Cheer as DDP makes his way down*

Andres Maronas: DDP! DDP! DDP! DDP IS HERE TO COME TO THE AIDE OF HEAVY METAL BUT THAT CHEAPSKATE JEFF JARRETT WANTS NO PART OF HIM AT ALL!

*"Spirit" hits as DDP helps Heavy Metal to his feet*

Andres Maronas: DDP! DDP! DDP TO THE AIDE OF HEAVY METAL AND NOW DDP POINTING DIRECTLY TO JEFF JARRETT TELLING HIM THAT HE COULD FEEL THE BANG!

*Cameras show DDP pointing to Jeff Jarrett as Jarrett looks on*

Andres Maronas: You're a target, a target indeed Jeff Jarrett! A total, total target!

[Diego Jarrett]

*"Funk With" hits the P.A system. The NYC come out and stop at the ramp, The NYC walks to the ring as Johnny Swinger points to the Camera and then to Glenn Gilberti.*

Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, FROM NEW YORK CITY, HERE ARE JOHNNY SWINGER, GLENN GILBERTI, THE NYC!

Andres Maronas: The NYC made their presence felt last week on Thunder taking out everyone in sight including a returning faction of The Kings of Wrestling. The NYC now take on Latin Lover and La Parka.

*"Mucho Mas" by El Simbolo hits. Latin Lover comes out in a white tanktop and blue jeans. Latin stops and removes his tanktop followed by his pants. Latin then dances on the stage and then points to the NYC and then to the stage.
Then "Thriller" by Michael Jackson hits, La Parka comes out dancing on the stage, La Parka then slaps Latin Lover and both men walk towards the ring slapping the hands of the Fans*

Jeremy Borash: THEIR OPPONENTS, LATIN LOVER, AND LA PARKA!

Andres Maronas: LA PARKA! LA PARKA! AND LATIN LOVER TAKING ON THE NYC ON THUNDER! THE BELL SOUNDS AND HERE WE GO!
La Parka starting things off with Glenn Gilberti. Staredown in the center of the ring by both men.

*Fans Cheer as La Parka dances*

Andres Maronas: La Parka dancing to Glenn Gilberti, La Parka off the ropes, Gilberti went for a forearm shot but La Parka, La Parka ducked underneath!

*Fans Cheer*

Andres Maronas: And Gilberti's face meets La Parka's special parts, Gilberti makes the tag and here comes Johnny Swinger!

*Fans laught*

Andres Maronas: Swinger went for a straight right hand but Swinger was scared away by La Parka's dancing and now Swinger is back into the corner to hug and socialize with Glenn Gilberti.

*Fans laught*

Andres Maronas: Swinger and Gilberti were dialoguing and La Parka interrupted it by joining in. La Parka now with small hand chops to Swinger in the corner, La Parka now with some butt thump shots, another one, another, and down goes Johnny Swinger.
LA PARKA LA PARKA, BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE GROIN OF JOHNNY SWINGER!

*Fans Cheer*

Andres Maronas: AND A MEETING OF THE MINDS FOR GLENN GILBERTI!

*Fans Cheer*

Andres Maronas: And there's the tag to Latin Lover. Latin Lover now awaiting Johnny Swinger.

*Fans Boo as Johnny Swinger walks off with Glenn Gilberti*

Andres Maronas: WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! THE NYC, THE NYC ARE WALKING AWAY FROM LA PARKA AND LATIN LOVER!

*Bell sounds, then the NWF Fans Boo to capacity*

Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH AS A RESULT OF A COUNT OUT, LA PARKA AND LATIN LOVER!

*Fans Cheer*

Andres Maronas: HEY WAIT!

*The Colombia-Ecuador Connection attack La Parka and Latin from behind*

Andres Maronas: The Colombia-Ecuador Connection, The NWF World Tag Team Champions attacking La Parka and Latin Lover. Now what is this all about here?

*Fans Boo*

Andres Maronas: Edison and Rodallega attacking La Parka and Latin Lover!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: The Rodallega! The Rodallega to La Parka!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: And now the Ecuadorian Drop to Latin Lover!

*Fans Boo as The Colombia-Ecuador Connection raise their hands in the air with the Tag Team titles*

Andres Maronas: Was this a set-up with the help of The NYC? Rodallega and Edison of the Kings of Wrestling have struck against both La Parka and Latin Lover!

[Diego Jarrett]

*"Cameras move around the NWF Arena, then "The Future is here and now!" hits. Candace walks out and points to the stage. The Future comes out in a Deep Sky Blue outfit. The Future fixes his hair infront of the Camera. Candace enters the ring and holds the ropes for The Future.*

Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST, IS OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM PALM BEACH, CALIFORNIA AND BEING ACCOMPANIED BY CANDACE, THE FUTURE, D.A ZANETTI!

*The Metroid Norfare theme hits, Ken stands by the stage and points to D.A. Ken runs to the stage where he meets with D.A*

Andres Maronas: Here we go Main Event time on Thunder, Gamenerd Ken versus The Future D.A Zanetti!
Both men exchanging blows here on the entry way, Zanetti slamming Ken against the steel and Zanetti follows up with a clothesline as Candace looks on. Zanetti, snakes eyes on the edge of the steel barricade here on the entry way, and Rocker Dropper, Rocker Dropper by D.A Zanetti on Gamenerd Ken!
D.A stomping on Gamenerd Ken, Zanetti lifting Ken by the hair and sends him back first into the barricade, the pain, the pain on Gamenerd Ken's face tells the whole story right there. The Future, butt thump on Gamenerd Ken again sending his back against the edge of the apron right here on the outside. The Future, looks like he's going for another butt thump, NO! Gamenerd Ken moved out of the way!

*Fans: WOOOOO!*

Andres Maronas: HUGE, HUGE, CHOP BY GAMENERD KEN ON THE FUTURE D.A ZANETTI!
Ken tossing The Future back into the ring, Ken going up to the top rope, Legdrop to the back of the head of The Future. Ken now going to the apron right where Candace is at, slingshot, slingshot by Gamenerd Ken, cover, one, two, no, The Future kicked out at two as Candace looks on. Candace hasn't done anything when she could have done something by now but that shows you she doesn't get involved. Ken sending The Future!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: Ken send The Future shoulder first onto the steel post, Ken now hooking up The Future for a back suplex?

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: The Future countered it by putting his legs against the turnbuckles and then pushing back to knock the referee down. The Future now going to the outside and what does he have in his posession? A RINGBELL! THE FUTURE HAS A RINGBELL! The Future with the ring bell!

*Fans Cheer as Candace takes it away from him*

Andres Maronas: CANDACE! CANDACE! CANDACE! CANDACE TOOK AWAY THE RING BELL FROM THE FUTURE! CANDACE TOOK AWAY THE.....

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: CANDACE JUST HIT KEN WITH THE RING BELL ACROSS THE FACE! WHAT A LIAR! LIAR CANDACE TRICKED US ALL!
The Future into the cover, Piero is down, ONE..... TWO..... KEN KICKED OUT! KEN KICKED OUT FROM A SHOT WIT THE RINGBELL AND CANDACE CAN'T BELIEVE IT AND NEITHER CAN THE FUTURE! BUT OH WAIT A MINUTE!

*Fans Boo as Tirantes makes his way down to the ring*

Andres Maronas: TIRANTES! TIRANTES! TIRANTES! TIRANTES IS ON THE APRON, KEN COMING TOWARDS TIRANTES!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: AND TIRANTES HUNG KEN UP WITH A ROPE GUILLOTINE, OH OH!

*Fans Boo as Cameras show Chris Harris measuring Ken from behind*

Andres Maronas: CHRIS HARRIS! CHRIS HARRIS!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: WILDKICK TO GAMENERD KEN, OH COME ON!

*Fans: OH!*

Andres Maronas: CANDACE IS THE FUTURE, CANDACE IS THE FUTURE ON GAMENERD KEN! DAMN IT NO!

Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, THE FUTURE, D.A ZANETTI!

Andres Maronas: ZANETTI, ZANETIT, WITH THE HELP OF CANDACE, CHRIS HARRIS, AND TIRANTES HAS DEFEATED GAMENERD KEN!

*Fans Cheer when Pepe Casas walks to the ring*

Andres Maronas: PEPE CASAS! PEPE CASAS! PEPE TROPICASAS IN THE RING.....

*Fans Cheer as Pepe Casas raises the hand of Gamenerd Ken*

Andres Maronas: PEPE CASAS! PEPE CASAS! PEPE CASAS HAS REVERSED THE DESCISION AND CHRIS HARRIS CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

*The Metroid Norfare theme hits as Chris Harris looks on with his hands on his hair*

Andres Maronas: CHRIS HARRIS FAILED! HARRIS FAILED, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON THUNDER!

*Cameras show Chris Harris still holding his hair in disbelief as Candace and The Future are right behind him, Cameras than fade and show the NWF logo*