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Post by Diego Jarrett on Sept 9, 2005 20:02:11 GMT -5
*"The Fans Cheer as the NWF Thunder theme plays trough the arena..... Then "Spirit" hits, DDP comes out and comes trough the Fans into the ring*
M.C: AND WE'RE KICKING IT OFF WITH DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING FIRST, DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
*"El Circo" by Los Tigres del Norte hits. La Fiera comes out and stops at the ramp and removes his hood and walks to the ring. La Fiera rolls onto the ring and climbs the turnbuckle to raise his hands in the air*
Jeremy Borash: HIS OPPONENT, FROM PUEBLA, MEXICO, WEIGHTING AT 237 LBS, LA FIERA!
M.C: Last week, Arturo Casco returned to be defeated by Heavy Metal once again after the match they had afew months back in which Heavy won. And here we go Arturo Casco La Fiera versus Diamond Dallas Page. La Fiera going to work on DDP with some punches in the corner and now La Fiera puts the boot to DDP. La Fiera follows it up with a thrust to the throat. La Fiera going to the corner, elbow to Diamond Dallas Page, La Fiera going to the top, elbow sending Diamond Dallas Page down. La Fiera to the ropes. senton, another one, a third one, NO, DIAMOND DALLAS OUTA THE WAY!
DDP with the stomps to Arturo Casco La Fiera. Diamond Dallas now picking up La Fiera and punches him right on the head, Page off the ropes, knee lift well connected knocking down La Fiera. DDP now drops the knee to the throat of La Fiera. Page now picking up La Fiera, off the ropes goes La Fiera and Diamond Dallas Page catches La Fiera with a boot to the face. Page with Fiera once again, Russian Legsweep to La Fiera. Diamond Dallas now going to the high risk district!
AXE HANDLE, NO! ARTURO CASCO CAUGHT HIM WITH A PUNCH TO THE GUT SENDING DALLAS DOWN!
La Fiera now sending DDP to the corner, clothesline there by Arturo Casco La Fiera. La Fiera now purching DDP on the top turnbuckle. La Fiera standing on the second turnbuckle and now delivers blows to DDP on the top turnbuckle. La Fiera now hooking up DDP here for a DDT? Arturo Casco trying to hook up DDP for a DDT but Diamond Dallas fighting back!
Fiera going for the DDT!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: OH MAN! DIAMOND CUTTER OFF THE TOP, ONE, TWO, FORGET IT, PAGE WINS IT!
Jeremy Borash: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
M.C: DDP picking up a win over Arturo Casco La Fiera, oh oh!
*Fans Boo as Jeff Jarrett enters the ring*
M.C: JEFF JARRETT COMING IN, OFF THE ROPES GOES PAGE, LEAPFROG BY JARRETT........
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: DIAMOND CUTTER TO JARRETT! DDP HAS DELIVERED THE DIAMOND CUTTER TO JEFF JARRETT!
*"Spirit" hits as DDP does his Diamond taunt*
M.C: DDP PICKS UP THE WIN BUT HE ADDED THE CUTTER TO JARRETT AS WELL GOOD WIN FOR DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE!
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Post by Diego Jarrett on Sept 9, 2005 20:16:13 GMT -5
M.C: Our cameras are backstage! Our cameras are backstage!
*Cameras show Heavy Metal beating a busted open Rhino as the Fans Cheer*
M.C: THAT'S, THAT'S HEAVY METAL BEATING UP RHINO BACKSTAGE!
HEAVY WITH THE MONITOR!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: HEAVY METAL JUST CLOBBERED RHINO WITH THAT T.V MONITOR RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD!
Heavy Metal now stomping on Rhino. Heavy now going to the Coffee table, and just pours HOT, HOT Coffee down the chest of the Man Beast!
And now Heavy choking Rhino with that Coffee container. Metal now picking up Rhino, and slams him to the fence Heavy Metal now!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: HEAVY METAL JUST BACKDROPPED RHINO ONTO THAT DAMN COFFEE TABLE!
Heavy now taking a break here, Heavy looks busted open and so does Rhino. Metal taking afew more quick breaks here as we see the Man Beast layed out on the floor.
OH OH! LOOK OUT!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: RHINO! RHINO JUST GOARED HEAVY METAL TROUGH THE FENCE!
*Fans Chant: HOLY SHIT! repeatedly*
M.C: METAL THOUGHT HE HAD THE MAN BEAST DOWN BUT INSTEAD, HEAVY METAL RECEIVED A GORE SENDING HIM TROUGH THE FENCE!
*Rhino gets up and does his Man Beast taunt as Cameras show a layed out Heavy Metal*
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Post by Diego Jarrett on Sept 9, 2005 23:44:24 GMT -5
*Cameras turn back to the NWF Arena*
M.C: I'm still in, ah, shock after that sickening Gore from Rhino trough the fence on Heavy Metal. Well, sending Heavy Metal trough the table and I understand that EMT's are now attending to Heavy Metal momentarily we'll have an update on Heavy Metal in just a little bit.
*"Oh Fortuna!" by Therion hits, Red fire sparks the stage, Groond XXX comes out wearing his red cape, Groond removes it and walks towards the ring and points to the camera*
Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, INTRODUCING, FROM THE RED FIERY HELL, WEIGHTING AT 347 LBS, GROOND XXX!
M.C: Groond XXX awaiting someone whom could be, WHOM COULD be his "match".
*"T-3" hits, Jimmy Hart comes out and points to the stage, Trytan comes out and walks with Jimmy Hart to the ring area*
Jeremy Borash: HIS OPPONENT, BEING MANAGED BY JJIMMY HART, WEIGHTING 3-0 LBS, T-3, TRYTAN!
M.C: Here we go, Trytan and Groond XXX staring down at each other in the center of the ring. Trytan with a knee to the gut, club to the back of Groond, another knee lift, and another and now a butt thump by Trytan on Groond XXX. Trytan follows it up with a rope flapjack and now look at Jimmy Hart! Choking Groond while Trytan is distracting referee Piero inside the ring, oh Hart with a slap to Groond now what do you call that right there!?
Trytan now with the knee to the back of Groond and now single chokes Groond XXX referee Piero counting and Trytan finally breaks the hold. Trytan now complaining to Piero about a fast submission count. Groond back up, and catches Trytan with a left hand, a right, an uppercut, and a thrust , another big thrust by Groond, and yet another, and another, and now Trytan is staggering, and Groond nails him with a clothesline sending Trytan against the corner. Groond sending Trytan to the other side, body splash by the three hundred pounder, Groond with Trytan again, clothesline on the other corner. Groond again!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: GROOND GOT HIS FOOT STUCK ON THE THIRD ROPE!
Trytan now on the offensive with a right hand to a stuck Groond, Trytan going to the second turnbuckle, axe handle smash sending the Red Gargoyle to the outside. Trytan now on the apron, and drops a bionic elbow to the back of the neck of Groond XXX. Trytan now with the stomps to the back of Groond XXX. Trytan now picking up Groond, and slams him back first onto the barricade and another stompy by the T-3 of Trytan as Jimmy Hart looks on with pleasure on the other side of the ring. Trytan now going for another axe smash, but Trytan hurt his hands instead. And now Groond sends Trytan chest first onto the barricade and just slams his head to the edge of the barricade as well. Groond turning Trytan, and another throat thrust and an elbow to the face of Trytan. Groond with Trytan by the hair, and rams it into the steel post. Groond now tossing Trytan back inside Groond now going to the other side here, Groond is going uptop, Groond scoupting Trytan here. Trytan slowly geting back to his feet here, Groond up the top.
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: Groond attempted a top rope big boot but landed wrong on his foot, appereantly, Jimmy Hart shook the rope a bit and that's what may have cost Groond XXX heavy. Trytan now picking up Groond!
T-3?
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: T-3, T-3, T-3 a speed up version of the F-5, one, two, damn it!
Jeremy Borash: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, T-3, TRYTAN!
M.C: Thanks to Jimmy Hart I guess, Trytan picks up the win over Groond XXX after delivering his spinning F-5 that he calls the T-3!
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Post by Diego Jarrett on Sept 11, 2005 22:50:11 GMT -5
*Cameras turn back to the NWF Arena*
M.C: Ladies and Gentlemen, here we go our six men tag team match up!
*"Guilty" hits as the NWF Fans Boo loudly. Wildcat comes out with Invader Enk and Kevin Nash.
Jeremy Borash: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS OUR SIX MEN TAG TEAM MATCH MAIN EVENT!
INTRODUCING, THE TEAM OF, THE WILDCAT CHRIS HARRIS, KEVIN NASH, AND INVADER ENK!
M.C: Everyone still in shock after Harris's actions last week on Thunder when he blasted Gamenerd Ken with a steel chair and then beating him to death. Harris is now teaming with Invader Enk and Kevin Nash to take on these people!
*The Metroid Norfare theme hits, Gamenerd Ken comes out, then Lance Hoyt come out and stop by the ramp. Then "Thriller" by Michael Jackson hits, La Parka stops by the ramp and dances, he slaps the hands of Hoyt and Ken and both men walk to the ring*
Jeremy Borash: THEIR OPPONENTS, THE TEAM OF GAMENERD KEN, LANCE HOYT, AND LA PARKA!
M.C: Bell sounds and we are under way here in our Main Event here on Thunder. It looks like Lance Hoyt and Kevin Nash are going to start things off here. Nash with a knee lift to Hoyt, club shot, and another, followed by an elbow by Big Sexy Kevin Nash. Nash with a stomp, drops the elbow. Nash picking up Hoyt, off the ropes, boot to the face but Hoyt ducks underneath, and hits a flying forearm on Kevin Nash. Hoyt going to the corner and makes a tag to his tag team partner Gamenerd Ken. Ken coming in, left hands and rights to Kevin Nash, off the ropes goes Nash, Ken catches him with a kick to the gut, Ken now off the ropes, flying headscissors?
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: BUT KEVIN NASH COUNTERS WITH HIS TRADEMARK SIDEWALK SLAM!
Nash going to the corner and makes the tag to Invader Enk. Enk coming in with those stomps. Enk off the ropes, fist drop to the back of the head of Ken. Enk now up top, double foot stomp off the top. Enk now with a side headlock. Enk with his foot on the ropes, flips back and catches Ken with an axe handle to the back. Enk now picking up Ken, look at the power of the Invader, Gorilla Press?
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: Invader Enk going for a Gorilla Press but Ken countered with a reverse facebuster. Ken now crawling to the corner.
*Fans clap*
M.C: KEN GOING TO THE CORNER! AND THEY'RES THE TAG TO LA PARKA!
LA PARKA COMING IN, LEFT HAND, RIGHT HAND TO ENK, LA PARKA DANCING, AND ENK MEETS LA PARKA'S PERSONAL AREA SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
HARRIS COMING IN, MISSES WITH THE RIGHT, AND LA PARKA CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
NASH COMING IN! LA PARKA DANCING ONCE AGAIN, AND DROPKICKS NASH RIGHT TO THE KNEE, AND ANOTHER SENDING THE SEVEN FOOTER DOWN! LA PARKA IS IN CONTROL FOLKS!
*Fans Cheer as La Parka dances*
M.C: La Parka dancing to the Fans, La Parka off the ropes!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: LA PARKA WITH A FLIPPING CORDSCREW TAKING DOWN HARRIS AND ENK! HOYT!
*Fans: OH*
M.C: LANCE HOYT WITH A PLANCHA BUT NASH CAUGHT HIM, AND KEN RETALIATES WITH BASEBALL SLIDE SENDING NASH TO THE BARRICADE!
La Parka on the other side, ramming, Enk to the steel post, and slams him down into the concrete. But Harris from behind with a Bulldog knocking down La Parka. Harris back in the ring and now taunts the Fans!
*Fans Boo Harris's taunting*
M.C: The Fans are against Harris now for what he did to Gamenerd Ken last week. OH OH!
*Fans Cheer as Harris is sorrounded by Ken and La Parka*
M.C: Harris in trouble!
Left hand by La Parka, right hand by Ken, back to Parka, Ken again, and Harris's face meets La Parka's you know what, and Ken follows it up with an atomic drop. La Parka with the attack and hits a Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Chris Harris. Ken now calling for the Game Over here!
*Fans Cheer as Ken pumps up and calls for the Game Over*
M.C: KEN GOING FOR THE GAME OVER! HE'S GOT HIM UP!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: WHAT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HELL! JAMES STORM! COWBOY JAMES STORM AND JOHN TEES! THE HOUSE OF TEES IS HERE IN THE NWF, WELL ATLEAST JAMES STORM! STORM BEATING UP KEN, KEN, PARKA, AND HOYT WIN IT VIA DQ HERE, LOOK AT, LOOK AT TEES!
LANCE HOYT COMING IN!
*Fans: OH!
M.C: BUT STORM DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
*"Come On" by Waterproof Blonde hits as the Fans Boo*
M.C: OH NO NOT THIS! OH NO!
*The Kings of Wrestling come out, they stand on the stage and run to the ring*
M.C: THE KINGS OF WRESTLING! I THOUGHT THEY WERE HISTORY! TIRANTES LEADING THE PACK OF DOGS TO THE RING!
DANIELS, ANGELS WINGS! TARZAN KID, ALMAGRO DROP ON STORM! AND NOW THE KINGS LIKE A PACK OF THUGS STOMPING ON GAMENERD KEN, LA PARKA FROM BEHIND ON EDISON D'ALESSANDRO!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: VAN BASTEN WITH A NETHERTHELESS ON LA PARKA!
*"Funk With!" Glen Gilbertti's TNA theme hits, The NYC runs to the ring*
M.C: NOW THE NYC! THE NEW YORK CONNECTION, SWINGER, GILBERTTI!
THE NYC TRYING TO TAKE ON ALL MEMBERS OF THE KNGS OF WRESTLING, BUT THE KINGS HAVE MORE CONTROL OVER THE NYC!
DANIELS GOING FOR THE ANGELS WINGS!
*Fans: OH!*
M.C: GILBERTTI WITH THE NY STUNNER! VAN BASTEN, ANOTHER NY STUNNER, RODALLEGA AND EDISON GOING TO GILBERTTI, GLEN WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OF BOTH MEN, DOUBLE NY STUNNER. SWINGER WITH TARZAN, THE SWINGING SWINGER NECKBREAKER, AND NOW THE NY STUNNER TO TARZAN KID!
*The Crowd Boos as "Funk With! plays again as the NYC raises their hands in the air*
M.C: CHAOS, CARNAGE, DESTRUCTION, THE KINGS ARE BACK, BUT THE NYC IS HERE!
GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE, SEE YOU AGAIN ON THUNDER!
*Cameras fade as they show Gilbertti and Swinger high fiving one another*
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