Post by arcan on Oct 31, 2005 1:48:01 GMT -5
The NWF cameras fade in from a commercial break to the number one contender for the NWF World Title’s locker room. Arcan is seen sitting on his coach watching the television, the camera turns towards the television to reveal Gamernerd’s match against Chris Harris, who was Arcan’s choice of the opponent for Gamernerd to fight with. Chris Harris gets pinned by the Game Over and loses his match, Gamernerd has his arm raised up high by the ref in celebration. The camera turns back to Arcan who smirks, Arcan looks towards the camera and puts his feet up on the table.
Arcan: well well well… I knew Chris Harris was weak, he went from being a main eventer to someone who gets beat by… Gamernerd. What happened to you? you were great once… and now… you’re not even fit enough to lick my boots dry, it’s quite pathetic really.
Arcan starts to chuckle.
Arcan: oh well… it’s not like I ever thought he could win, so far Gamernerd has been on a roll… but that all ended last week… when I pinned his ass for the one, two, three. Yes it may have been from cheating… but a win is a win, and I don’t think anyone will disagree with me. Heh… no one thought I would win, no one thought I could pin you… yet once again I proved them wrong, yet once again I spat in every single fans face when I pinned you Gamernerd…
As Arcan says Gamernerd he looks down in a look of though, he smirks and looks back to the camera.
Arcan: this just came to my mind this very second, your name… Gamernerd… so let me get this straight… you are one mother fucker who loves to play games? You even called your finishing move the “Game Over”. Now outside of wrestling it is all good to play games, hell even I do it, but there’s one thing all professional people say… keep your business like and personall life separate… if they collide a whole lot of bad shit can happen… and that is what has happened here.
Arcan smirks.
Arcan: you are a fucking joke! Gamernerd, what kind of name is that! It is pathetic! Pathetic! You should drop that whole gimmick… because everyone laughs at you behind your back, what kind of person are you? you brag about your video games, you brag about how you beat them and you brag about how things turned out in them.
Arcan starts to laugh, out from the bottom of the coach he pulls out a bag, he opens the bag to reveal an old super Nintendo and the old metroid prime game.
Arcan: so please tell me Gamernerd… what would you think when I crush this pathetic piece of shit that you practically idolize… don’t want to answer? Oh well let’s see.
Arcan picks up the old Super Nintendo and smashes it against the floor, the Super Nintendo smashes into hundreds of pieces, Arcan then picks up the Metroid Prime game and rips it right in half, Arcan starts to laugh as he steps on al the pieces, crushing them even further.
Arcan: well that was quite entertaining… well for me atleast, I bet Gamernerd is sitting in his locker room crying his eyes out over this piece of shit. But you know… I actually bothered to watch your pathetic promo… t’was short… and it was pathetic, let’s just say Gamernerd… shot aint sweet around here, and perhaps you shouldn’t make up certain bullshit, you’re not stone cold, your watch does not speak to you, if you want to do that piss off to somewhere else where your opponent might actually tolerate that crap… cause I certainly do not, you can keep trying to get into my mind… you can keep trying to win mentally… all you are doing is pissing me off and making me want to kick your ass even worse.
Arcan starts to laugh.
Arcan: but the funny thing is that you actually think you can win, I pinned your ass in our four way match, I ended your win streak, I proved I am the greatest that day… well if anyone actually read my profile they would know that I am no rookie, that I am already the greatest here, twenty three titles, four world title, International Champion for a whole year and still going, and this NWF World Title will be number twenty four all together and my fifth world championship.
Arcan smirks.
Arcan: yes I know I’ll win, your mind games have already failed, you call me Squall Leonheart wannabe… well Gamernerd, just to let you know, if I was gonna knock off someone, it would be Sephiroth… he was a winner, but as usual your guesses are crap and no one gives a crap about them.
Arcan: you can just watch, I’ll take your pathetic world title from you and prove that I am the best, no one will be able to think otherwise.
Arcan starts to laugh. As Arcan continues to laugh Andres Maronas walks into Arcan’s locker room with a mic in hand, there’s no need for another cameraman obviously.
Arcan: heh another interview Andres Maronas?
Andres: well of course, I can’t not get an interview with the number one contender, seeing as a lot of people backstage and a lot of the fans know you are going to win this title match.
Arcan: you are damn straight that I am going to win, I’m Arcan, I am legendary, in years to come people will be talking about my exploits.
Andres Maronas: that may be so.
Arcan: may be? Hell no It will be, I’m greatness in it’s most evil form, I’m pure evil, I’ve hurt people, cut the tendend in their foot so they could never walk again just so I could win matches, I’ve broken people’s necks just to win hardcore matches… and obviously I cheat to win aswell as we all saw awhile back when I pinned Gamernerd after countering his move.
Andres Maronas: you pissed a lot of fans off…
Arcan: and I should care? All the people who don’t like me can kiss my ass for all I care, I don’t give a fuck about them and they don’t give a fuck about me.
Andres Maronas: well let’s get on with the interview, we need to rap this up quite soon, well first off, what do you think off the match? Monsters Ball, Gamernerd didn’t know it and we wish to see if you do.
Arcan: I think the match is pure genius, for all the people who didn’t know… let’s just say it’s more hardcore then hardcore matches, there’s more blood, more glass… and most importantly more screams of pain. Now I am telling you, this will be fun to annihilate Gamernerd in this.
Andres Maronas: and that brings me to my next point, what do you think of Gamernerd.
Arcan: he’s pathetic, a complete piece of shit in my books, he doesn’t deserve to hold that title which he has, which is why I will take it off him even if I have to kill him myself.
Andres Maronas: wow those are some damn strong words. But now anyway, any final words for Gamernerd?
Arcan: be prepared, I’m going to make you my bitch in this match, I’m going to bring that title to the people who deserve them… the winners, Gamernerd, prepare all you want, maybe then I’ll actually need to break a sweet.
Arcan laughs as the camera fades out to black.
Arcan: well well well… I knew Chris Harris was weak, he went from being a main eventer to someone who gets beat by… Gamernerd. What happened to you? you were great once… and now… you’re not even fit enough to lick my boots dry, it’s quite pathetic really.
Arcan starts to chuckle.
Arcan: oh well… it’s not like I ever thought he could win, so far Gamernerd has been on a roll… but that all ended last week… when I pinned his ass for the one, two, three. Yes it may have been from cheating… but a win is a win, and I don’t think anyone will disagree with me. Heh… no one thought I would win, no one thought I could pin you… yet once again I proved them wrong, yet once again I spat in every single fans face when I pinned you Gamernerd…
As Arcan says Gamernerd he looks down in a look of though, he smirks and looks back to the camera.
Arcan: this just came to my mind this very second, your name… Gamernerd… so let me get this straight… you are one mother fucker who loves to play games? You even called your finishing move the “Game Over”. Now outside of wrestling it is all good to play games, hell even I do it, but there’s one thing all professional people say… keep your business like and personall life separate… if they collide a whole lot of bad shit can happen… and that is what has happened here.
Arcan smirks.
Arcan: you are a fucking joke! Gamernerd, what kind of name is that! It is pathetic! Pathetic! You should drop that whole gimmick… because everyone laughs at you behind your back, what kind of person are you? you brag about your video games, you brag about how you beat them and you brag about how things turned out in them.
Arcan starts to laugh, out from the bottom of the coach he pulls out a bag, he opens the bag to reveal an old super Nintendo and the old metroid prime game.
Arcan: so please tell me Gamernerd… what would you think when I crush this pathetic piece of shit that you practically idolize… don’t want to answer? Oh well let’s see.
Arcan picks up the old Super Nintendo and smashes it against the floor, the Super Nintendo smashes into hundreds of pieces, Arcan then picks up the Metroid Prime game and rips it right in half, Arcan starts to laugh as he steps on al the pieces, crushing them even further.
Arcan: well that was quite entertaining… well for me atleast, I bet Gamernerd is sitting in his locker room crying his eyes out over this piece of shit. But you know… I actually bothered to watch your pathetic promo… t’was short… and it was pathetic, let’s just say Gamernerd… shot aint sweet around here, and perhaps you shouldn’t make up certain bullshit, you’re not stone cold, your watch does not speak to you, if you want to do that piss off to somewhere else where your opponent might actually tolerate that crap… cause I certainly do not, you can keep trying to get into my mind… you can keep trying to win mentally… all you are doing is pissing me off and making me want to kick your ass even worse.
Arcan starts to laugh.
Arcan: but the funny thing is that you actually think you can win, I pinned your ass in our four way match, I ended your win streak, I proved I am the greatest that day… well if anyone actually read my profile they would know that I am no rookie, that I am already the greatest here, twenty three titles, four world title, International Champion for a whole year and still going, and this NWF World Title will be number twenty four all together and my fifth world championship.
Arcan smirks.
Arcan: yes I know I’ll win, your mind games have already failed, you call me Squall Leonheart wannabe… well Gamernerd, just to let you know, if I was gonna knock off someone, it would be Sephiroth… he was a winner, but as usual your guesses are crap and no one gives a crap about them.
Arcan: you can just watch, I’ll take your pathetic world title from you and prove that I am the best, no one will be able to think otherwise.
Arcan starts to laugh. As Arcan continues to laugh Andres Maronas walks into Arcan’s locker room with a mic in hand, there’s no need for another cameraman obviously.
Arcan: heh another interview Andres Maronas?
Andres: well of course, I can’t not get an interview with the number one contender, seeing as a lot of people backstage and a lot of the fans know you are going to win this title match.
Arcan: you are damn straight that I am going to win, I’m Arcan, I am legendary, in years to come people will be talking about my exploits.
Andres Maronas: that may be so.
Arcan: may be? Hell no It will be, I’m greatness in it’s most evil form, I’m pure evil, I’ve hurt people, cut the tendend in their foot so they could never walk again just so I could win matches, I’ve broken people’s necks just to win hardcore matches… and obviously I cheat to win aswell as we all saw awhile back when I pinned Gamernerd after countering his move.
Andres Maronas: you pissed a lot of fans off…
Arcan: and I should care? All the people who don’t like me can kiss my ass for all I care, I don’t give a fuck about them and they don’t give a fuck about me.
Andres Maronas: well let’s get on with the interview, we need to rap this up quite soon, well first off, what do you think off the match? Monsters Ball, Gamernerd didn’t know it and we wish to see if you do.
Arcan: I think the match is pure genius, for all the people who didn’t know… let’s just say it’s more hardcore then hardcore matches, there’s more blood, more glass… and most importantly more screams of pain. Now I am telling you, this will be fun to annihilate Gamernerd in this.
Andres Maronas: and that brings me to my next point, what do you think of Gamernerd.
Arcan: he’s pathetic, a complete piece of shit in my books, he doesn’t deserve to hold that title which he has, which is why I will take it off him even if I have to kill him myself.
Andres Maronas: wow those are some damn strong words. But now anyway, any final words for Gamernerd?
Arcan: be prepared, I’m going to make you my bitch in this match, I’m going to bring that title to the people who deserve them… the winners, Gamernerd, prepare all you want, maybe then I’ll actually need to break a sweet.
Arcan laughs as the camera fades out to black.