Post by Jon Tees on Oct 29, 2005 12:57:48 GMT -5
(It was early morning on Friday and myself and Rick Were celebrating our victory over Lance Hoyt. Granted I added an assist but it made little difference as Rick had the situation well under control throughout the entire match. Rick and I were drinking Champaign and hanging out with some fine young ladies in the locker room. Most of them were dressed in tight tube tops and leather pants, others in bikini's in spite of the weather this time of year. We call their type ring rats, they are wrestling’s version of groupies to rock stars if you don't know. As for Rick and myself we were both dressed in expensive Armani suits. His with a red silk shirt and a golden tie, and mine with a black silk shirt and a blue tie. He was attired in the full suit were as I had removed my jacket. It was than that my cell phone rang I answered and said the following.)
Jon Tees" Hello, Jon Tees speaking how may I help you?"
(The voice on the other end was none other than Diego Jarrett.)
Jon Tees" What can I do for you Mr. Jarrett?!! I asked."
(It was than my jaw almost dropped. Jarrett had informed me that Lance Hoyt, had requested and been granted a return bout against Rick, in a steel cage at the up coming ppv, Success for greatness. But need I say that my Jaw dropped in a positive way, I was excited and ecstatic to have my client appear at this pay per view. The news got better, as Jushin Thunder Liger my other client and fellow member of the syndicate would also be featured on this major anniversary pay per view, he was slated to take on shocker the very man Rick had beaten in his debut. I than added the following.)
Jon Tees" Ok that's super ,awesome the syndicate will not let you down, we will draw big numbers for this pay per view. No need to worry. Yeah I'll let him know."
(Rick than approached me.)
Rick Tees" Jon Who was that?"
Jon Tees" Diego Jarrett, he said you have a steel cage match at success for greatness against Lance Hoyt this will be the ideal situation to finish this thing once and for all."
Rick Tees" Man That's so awesome!!! I can't wait in fact I wish it was tonight. I am the king of the cage and Hoyt doesn't have a prayer inside of that cage against me. I'll tear him apart piece by piece and when all has been said and done. Hoyt will wish he had never been born, much less requested to enter a steel cage against Just Rick Tees. I have a contract on his ass and will sign it seal it and deliver it this coming Sunday at success for greatness, the biggest nwf pay per view of the year. Get these ring rats out of here I want to cut a promo"
Jon Tees" Not here I have a better idea."
(I whispered into the ear of Rick and we decided to set up a set appropriate to this match. We found a cameraman and brought him along after leaving the locker room we were currently in. We walked through the hallway and set up some props in a room. By the time it was done, the room looked like a set up of a steel cage with a blank backdrop. Rick entered the cage and Began speaking. I sort of stood within view but out of the way since I was to play no factor other than guidance in the match.)
Rick Tees" lance Hoyt you have got to be the dumbest son of a bitch, I ever met in my life. You actually requested a steel cage match against me? Don't you realize who you are dealing with redneck?. I am the king of the cage and a multi time champion of the ufc, the ufc is all about cage fighting. I know my way around the cage and know how to use it to inflict injury on an opponent. Hence what I am going to do to you. Let me give you a demonstration right now of exactly what I have in mind."
(Rick than continued talking while shaking/hitting the cage.)
Rick Tees" its simple Hoyt, I’m going to bash your head into this unforgiving steel over and over again. Than I’m going to grind your face and rip the flesh from it, with these steel bars. You're going to bleed more than you've ever bleed in your life, and your blood will be all over my hands. Jon May not be able to do anything more than provide support from the outside. However that will be fine as I had no support or back up at all in the ufc. Noone could help me or my opponent noone could stop me once that cage door was locked. I could do as I pleased and that will be the case in this match. This is where it ends hoyt and your career ends once and for all at the hands of....
(I than got ready for my part.)
Jon Tees" Just Rick Tees."
Rick Tees" One more thing Hoyt welcome to your own personal hell."
(With that the camera faded out. And we left the area.)
Jon Tees" Hello, Jon Tees speaking how may I help you?"
(The voice on the other end was none other than Diego Jarrett.)
Jon Tees" What can I do for you Mr. Jarrett?!! I asked."
(It was than my jaw almost dropped. Jarrett had informed me that Lance Hoyt, had requested and been granted a return bout against Rick, in a steel cage at the up coming ppv, Success for greatness. But need I say that my Jaw dropped in a positive way, I was excited and ecstatic to have my client appear at this pay per view. The news got better, as Jushin Thunder Liger my other client and fellow member of the syndicate would also be featured on this major anniversary pay per view, he was slated to take on shocker the very man Rick had beaten in his debut. I than added the following.)
Jon Tees" Ok that's super ,awesome the syndicate will not let you down, we will draw big numbers for this pay per view. No need to worry. Yeah I'll let him know."
(Rick than approached me.)
Rick Tees" Jon Who was that?"
Jon Tees" Diego Jarrett, he said you have a steel cage match at success for greatness against Lance Hoyt this will be the ideal situation to finish this thing once and for all."
Rick Tees" Man That's so awesome!!! I can't wait in fact I wish it was tonight. I am the king of the cage and Hoyt doesn't have a prayer inside of that cage against me. I'll tear him apart piece by piece and when all has been said and done. Hoyt will wish he had never been born, much less requested to enter a steel cage against Just Rick Tees. I have a contract on his ass and will sign it seal it and deliver it this coming Sunday at success for greatness, the biggest nwf pay per view of the year. Get these ring rats out of here I want to cut a promo"
Jon Tees" Not here I have a better idea."
(I whispered into the ear of Rick and we decided to set up a set appropriate to this match. We found a cameraman and brought him along after leaving the locker room we were currently in. We walked through the hallway and set up some props in a room. By the time it was done, the room looked like a set up of a steel cage with a blank backdrop. Rick entered the cage and Began speaking. I sort of stood within view but out of the way since I was to play no factor other than guidance in the match.)
Rick Tees" lance Hoyt you have got to be the dumbest son of a bitch, I ever met in my life. You actually requested a steel cage match against me? Don't you realize who you are dealing with redneck?. I am the king of the cage and a multi time champion of the ufc, the ufc is all about cage fighting. I know my way around the cage and know how to use it to inflict injury on an opponent. Hence what I am going to do to you. Let me give you a demonstration right now of exactly what I have in mind."
(Rick than continued talking while shaking/hitting the cage.)
Rick Tees" its simple Hoyt, I’m going to bash your head into this unforgiving steel over and over again. Than I’m going to grind your face and rip the flesh from it, with these steel bars. You're going to bleed more than you've ever bleed in your life, and your blood will be all over my hands. Jon May not be able to do anything more than provide support from the outside. However that will be fine as I had no support or back up at all in the ufc. Noone could help me or my opponent noone could stop me once that cage door was locked. I could do as I pleased and that will be the case in this match. This is where it ends hoyt and your career ends once and for all at the hands of....
(I than got ready for my part.)
Jon Tees" Just Rick Tees."
Rick Tees" One more thing Hoyt welcome to your own personal hell."
(With that the camera faded out. And we left the area.)