Post by rude on Aug 9, 2006 10:56:25 GMT -5
From the Prospective of Bobby Rude.
(It all began about a month ago as it relates to my coming to NWF. I had heard rumors, and reports that the promotion may possibly be returning after a lengthy absence. At the time I was still wrestling for TNA and was being heavily featured on their programming. My career was on the up and up until one particular night. You see before the night in which I speak, I met a woman named Beth in a Toronto singles bar. She actually showed some courage and approached me in spite of the fact that as the handsome son of a gun that I am I usually intimidate even the most attractive women. We hit it off and began dating regularly for a while, we became more serious and began living together as well in spite of not being married. I even found out she had two boys from a previous marriage, and I could have cared less. In time I became a father figure to both of those children everything seemed perfect at first anyway. After I had asked Beth to marry me and she accepted, and after we wed everything changed for the worse. She became verbally and sometimes physically abusive toward me. Her kids became unruly and disrespectful. Long story short on one particular night we got into a fight because I had no choice other then to physically discipline the youngest boy James. I had purchased a play station 3 for James and his Brother Michael it set me back 0ver $800 American and was a great gift even though these children in the eyes of many didn’t deserve it. I wanted to be accepted by them even though there was no way I could replace their actual father who had been killed in a plane crash years before. James nearly immediately took the ps3 apart and thus broke the damn thing. He then began taunting a crying Michael with the broken pieces and hitting him with it. I was furious and gave James the Business end of my belt as he more then deserved it. However Beth then came in and we got into a heated exchange. She slapped me and spit in my face. I left and Beth as most evil women do. Beat the crap out of herself and blamed me. Long story short. I was placed under arrest and sent to a nearby prison facility. )
(Hours later Tna learned of the incident and fired my ass from the company sighting that “It was not in the best interest of the company, to associate with someone charged with domestic and child abuse”. Being fired from Tna it seemed as though all hope had been lost on me. I had no job and mounting legal troubles when he came along. The well known wrestler/manager Scott D’Amore. One day just showed up, at the prison and paid me a visit. He made a pitch that if I signed with him, he’d get me out of jail and would get me a contract with another wrestling company. I agreed and signed on the dotted line and like clockwork I was out of Jail and in the back of D'Amore's’ limo. D'amore pulled some strings and before you knew it,. I had a contract with the New National Wrestling Federation. Fast forward to the present I am now at a press conference discussing my entry into NWF with Scott D’Amore by my side. He is dressed in a black and white pin strip suit with a white shirt and a multi colored tie. I however am dressed more casually in a black suit with an open jacket and a blue button up dress shirt. We begin fielding questions from reporters with D'amore doing most of the talking.)
Reporter One: So Mr. Rude is it true that you were fired from tna because of domestic abuse?
D'aMore: I’ll take this question, My client Mr. Rude was wrongfully terminated from Tna because of false accusations. His wife at the time some psycho pathic bitch beat herself up and blamed Mr. Rude. As a result of that Mr. Rude was terminated from tna, but their loss is my gain and the gain of the national wrestling federation.
Reporter2: Mr. Rude how do you feel about signing with the National wrestling federation?
Scott D’Amore.: I’ll take this question as well, Mr. Rude is estatic about signing with the NWF and I am estatic about having Bobby Rude here. We all know that Bobby Rude is the future of the professional wrestling business, this by default makes him the future and present of the NWF.
Reporter 3: Mr. D'Amore, Mr. Rude what are your plans in the NWF?
Scott D’Amore: Well the plans are quite simple to cut out the cancer of the promotion and remove Gamer nerd from the position he is currently in. Gamer nerd is a ratings killer and the fact he is so protacted by management, will ensure that he continues to be so long as he holds that world heavyweight title. The goal is simple to remove the world title from the waist of gamer nerd and then remove gamer nerd from the National wrestling federation once and for all.
Reporter one: But don’t you think you are looking far ahead right now? I mean Bobby Rude has yet to even wrestle a single match in the national wrestling federation. His first is coming up against smasher thrasher this Saturday night at impact.
Scott D’Amore: Bobby Rude’s talent speaks for itself, he was on the verge of dominating Tna before wrongfully being fired. Now Rude will continue that dominance in the National wrestling federation. I am aware that I am looking past smasher thrasher on rude’s behalf because lets face it, I don’t ever remember smasher thrasher winning a match during his entire tenture here in the nwf. And I’ll be damned if His first victory comes at the expense of Bobby Rude a man who should debut competiting for the world or at least the intercontinental championship. I said it before and I’ll say it again Smasher thraser will not be a factor and will simply become the first victim of Bobby Rude here in the NWF.
Reporter 2: It seems as though Scott D’Amore is doing most of the talking here. Mr. Rude do you have anything to say on your behalf?
Bobby Rude: As a Matter of fact I do Scott D’Amore You're Fired!!.
(At which Point Scott D’Amores’ Jaw dropped and he became speechless.)
Scott D’Amore: Fired!? You can’t fire me, after all I’ve done for you.
Bobby Rude: I MOST CERTAINTLY CAN ONCE MORE ASSWIPE YOU’RE FIRED! I USED YOU TO GET WHAT I WANTED AND NOW I NO LONGER NEED YOU. ITS GAY HAVING you as a MANAGER . SO GET TO STEPPING!.
(D’Amore looked as though he was going to take a swing at me, I kicked him in the balls and connected with a northern larit sending him off the poteum and through a table set up below. As Emt’s began attending to D’Amore I got on the mic and began to speak.)
Bobby Rude: Now that I’ve dropped a 250lbs load of crap. I am now a free agent looking for new manager. I’m looking for someone young. Someone successful and someone who can take me all the way to the top. Close does not cut it when you're Bobby Rude. Bobby Rude goes all the damn way everyday. Its all or nothing. Listen up and pay attention. Bobby Rude is now back on the market.
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(It all began about a month ago as it relates to my coming to NWF. I had heard rumors, and reports that the promotion may possibly be returning after a lengthy absence. At the time I was still wrestling for TNA and was being heavily featured on their programming. My career was on the up and up until one particular night. You see before the night in which I speak, I met a woman named Beth in a Toronto singles bar. She actually showed some courage and approached me in spite of the fact that as the handsome son of a gun that I am I usually intimidate even the most attractive women. We hit it off and began dating regularly for a while, we became more serious and began living together as well in spite of not being married. I even found out she had two boys from a previous marriage, and I could have cared less. In time I became a father figure to both of those children everything seemed perfect at first anyway. After I had asked Beth to marry me and she accepted, and after we wed everything changed for the worse. She became verbally and sometimes physically abusive toward me. Her kids became unruly and disrespectful. Long story short on one particular night we got into a fight because I had no choice other then to physically discipline the youngest boy James. I had purchased a play station 3 for James and his Brother Michael it set me back 0ver $800 American and was a great gift even though these children in the eyes of many didn’t deserve it. I wanted to be accepted by them even though there was no way I could replace their actual father who had been killed in a plane crash years before. James nearly immediately took the ps3 apart and thus broke the damn thing. He then began taunting a crying Michael with the broken pieces and hitting him with it. I was furious and gave James the Business end of my belt as he more then deserved it. However Beth then came in and we got into a heated exchange. She slapped me and spit in my face. I left and Beth as most evil women do. Beat the crap out of herself and blamed me. Long story short. I was placed under arrest and sent to a nearby prison facility. )
(Hours later Tna learned of the incident and fired my ass from the company sighting that “It was not in the best interest of the company, to associate with someone charged with domestic and child abuse”. Being fired from Tna it seemed as though all hope had been lost on me. I had no job and mounting legal troubles when he came along. The well known wrestler/manager Scott D’Amore. One day just showed up, at the prison and paid me a visit. He made a pitch that if I signed with him, he’d get me out of jail and would get me a contract with another wrestling company. I agreed and signed on the dotted line and like clockwork I was out of Jail and in the back of D'Amore's’ limo. D'amore pulled some strings and before you knew it,. I had a contract with the New National Wrestling Federation. Fast forward to the present I am now at a press conference discussing my entry into NWF with Scott D’Amore by my side. He is dressed in a black and white pin strip suit with a white shirt and a multi colored tie. I however am dressed more casually in a black suit with an open jacket and a blue button up dress shirt. We begin fielding questions from reporters with D'amore doing most of the talking.)
Reporter One: So Mr. Rude is it true that you were fired from tna because of domestic abuse?
D'aMore: I’ll take this question, My client Mr. Rude was wrongfully terminated from Tna because of false accusations. His wife at the time some psycho pathic bitch beat herself up and blamed Mr. Rude. As a result of that Mr. Rude was terminated from tna, but their loss is my gain and the gain of the national wrestling federation.
Reporter2: Mr. Rude how do you feel about signing with the National wrestling federation?
Scott D’Amore.: I’ll take this question as well, Mr. Rude is estatic about signing with the NWF and I am estatic about having Bobby Rude here. We all know that Bobby Rude is the future of the professional wrestling business, this by default makes him the future and present of the NWF.
Reporter 3: Mr. D'Amore, Mr. Rude what are your plans in the NWF?
Scott D’Amore: Well the plans are quite simple to cut out the cancer of the promotion and remove Gamer nerd from the position he is currently in. Gamer nerd is a ratings killer and the fact he is so protacted by management, will ensure that he continues to be so long as he holds that world heavyweight title. The goal is simple to remove the world title from the waist of gamer nerd and then remove gamer nerd from the National wrestling federation once and for all.
Reporter one: But don’t you think you are looking far ahead right now? I mean Bobby Rude has yet to even wrestle a single match in the national wrestling federation. His first is coming up against smasher thrasher this Saturday night at impact.
Scott D’Amore: Bobby Rude’s talent speaks for itself, he was on the verge of dominating Tna before wrongfully being fired. Now Rude will continue that dominance in the National wrestling federation. I am aware that I am looking past smasher thrasher on rude’s behalf because lets face it, I don’t ever remember smasher thrasher winning a match during his entire tenture here in the nwf. And I’ll be damned if His first victory comes at the expense of Bobby Rude a man who should debut competiting for the world or at least the intercontinental championship. I said it before and I’ll say it again Smasher thraser will not be a factor and will simply become the first victim of Bobby Rude here in the NWF.
Reporter 2: It seems as though Scott D’Amore is doing most of the talking here. Mr. Rude do you have anything to say on your behalf?
Bobby Rude: As a Matter of fact I do Scott D’Amore You're Fired!!.
(At which Point Scott D’Amores’ Jaw dropped and he became speechless.)
Scott D’Amore: Fired!? You can’t fire me, after all I’ve done for you.
Bobby Rude: I MOST CERTAINTLY CAN ONCE MORE ASSWIPE YOU’RE FIRED! I USED YOU TO GET WHAT I WANTED AND NOW I NO LONGER NEED YOU. ITS GAY HAVING you as a MANAGER . SO GET TO STEPPING!.
(D’Amore looked as though he was going to take a swing at me, I kicked him in the balls and connected with a northern larit sending him off the poteum and through a table set up below. As Emt’s began attending to D’Amore I got on the mic and began to speak.)
Bobby Rude: Now that I’ve dropped a 250lbs load of crap. I am now a free agent looking for new manager. I’m looking for someone young. Someone successful and someone who can take me all the way to the top. Close does not cut it when you're Bobby Rude. Bobby Rude goes all the damn way everyday. Its all or nothing. Listen up and pay attention. Bobby Rude is now back on the market.
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