THE FUTURE is HERE and NOW!

[The Future]

*"The Future is here and now hits. The Future comes out in a black buttoned top and black jeans. He steps into the ring and ask for a microphone*

The Future- AT LAST! WE'RE BACK TO WHERE WE WERE!

-Cheers-

The Future- And speaking of being back to where we were. I couldn't help but to hear Gamer Nerd over there talking trash about MY MANAGER, Candace!

-Cheers-

The Future- Last time, you took it tooo far, and now, you've taken it too far man. This time, I will shoot you in the ass!

-Boos-

The Future- But speaking of that same statement, WHY DID I!? THE FUTURE get shot in the ass by being put in a match against a nooo good, washed up, drug addict, Wrestler like Jeff Hardy!

-Boos-

The Future- I'M THE FUTURE DAMN IT! AND THE FUTURE DOES NOT, AND I REPEAT LOUD AND CLEAR, DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN THE OPENING MATCH OF THE NIGHT THE FIRST NIGHT BACK! But whomever booked that card wanted it this way. Regardless, this FRIDAY THE FUTURE and CANDACE return to the ring. Sadly, it won't be against that crying bitch Gamer Nerd, damn it. THIS TIME it's against Jeff Hardy and JEFF let me REMIND you, the last time you were, you lost to Steve Rizzono and NOW, YOU are going to LOSE to ME! THE FUTURE!

-Boos-

The Future- Because like I've said before, I am SOMETHING that Jeff Hardy isn't! And you know what that is right? Oh wait, you're all too retarded to figure this one out on your own!

-Boos-

The Future- But just to save you guys some worthless thinking, I AM THE FUTURE! And HE IS NOT! PERIOD!

-Boos-

The Future- And you know what's sad? The fact that THE FUTURE has to be treated this way around here!

-Cheers-

The Furture- I'M SUPPOST TO BE IN THE MAIN EVENT AGAINST KEN FOR ORCHESTRING WHAT HE DID TO CANDACE WITH THE HELP OF TEAM 3D DAMN IT BUT THE BOOKERS HERE DO NOT WANT IT THAT WAY, DAMN IT! AND SADLY, IT'S GONNA BE YOU JEFF HARDY THAT WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING THAT THE WORTHLESS PUNK OF GAMER NERD HAS COMING TO HIM FOR WHAT HE DID TO CANDACE!

-Boos-

The Future- YOU WOULDN'T BE PAYING FOR SHIT IF THEY NEVER PUT YOU UP AGAINST ME BUT NOW.... they have and NOW, you will have to pay the broken plates. And after I baet you with the Wave of the Future.... MAKE SURE, and I MEAN MAKE SURE you go to the back and find that worthless Nerd of Ken and WHEN YOU DO... tell him what I've been TELLING YOU and PEOPLE ALL ALONG!
I AM THE FUTURE!

-Boos-

The Future- THE FUTURE IS HERE AND NOW AND THE FUTURE, LOOKS GOOD, DAMN IT!!!!

-Boos-

*Boos are heard as "The Future is here and now hits again. The Future drops the mic and heads backstage*

[*Jeff Hardy*]

*Jeff Hardy is backstage with Jeremy Borash*

*Jeremy Borash* Jeff Hardy,you just herd fomr the Future now,we here from you!

*Jeff Hardy*That's right Borash.The Future,you all mighty Future that's upon me.You're nothing more than a cold,hard,lie but from what I can tell,you're still bitching about what your girl got coming to her courtesy of Ken and Team 3D. A 3D is pretty good punishment,specially for a girl like yours.In this case,Candace. I also herd you say that I will pay for all "the broken plates" well let me tell you, I won't you will.Yes,I lost to Steve Rizzono but he had to have Candace get in the way and cost me the match.And I can asure you that if Candace never got involved,I would have beaten Rizzono but that's in the past now. And let me guess? You're in THE FUTURE right?I may not be The Future but let me tell you what I am, the Charismatic Enigma and all you are is someone who calls himself the Future beacuse he has nothing better to do. Luckily, I do have something better to do.And you know what that is? Me beating you and pinning you 1-2-3 this coming Friday Night on Impact.Oh and unlike Lacey over there,I ENCOURAGE you Candace to get involved in the match.Come on! Don't be scared,Jeff Hardy won't bite.But you know what?If you get involved in our match this Friday Night,it looks like someone will be going trough a VERY CRUEL Twist of Fate and you know who that is? YOU,Candace! But don't worry because your little Future Boyfriend will join you two.Both of you will be going trough a VERY CRUEL Downward Spiral that will LEAD you and you Candace to a very, CRUEL Twist of Fate. So beware because both your lives are about to go on one Downarded Spiral Twist of Fate!

*Fans cheers*

*Jeremy Borash* Ladies and Gentlemen,The Charismatic Enigma,Jeff Hardy all set for this Friday as he goes one on one with The Future and you'll know that Candace will be at ringside for sure...