Post by mitsurugi27 on Jul 8, 2005 9:06:55 GMT -5
GamerNerd Ken is shown with Karissa in the Game Freaks' locker room talking about Tarzan Kid
GamerNerd Ken: Karissa, I know that you're getting ready for your match at Impact this Saturday, but did you hear what Tarzan Kid said about me earlier while playing Duck Hunt?
Karissa: Yea & that Tarzan Kid thinks he's using me, you, Heavy Metal, Groond 3x, A.J. Styles & Jeff Hardy for target practice playing Duck Hunt.
Ken: I'll explain to you what target practice is about ok? Take Hogan's Alley for instance, it's a game where you have to shoot at one out of 3 gangsters to earn points. If Hogan's Alley were to revive it, I'd use the Kings of Losers as target practice. As I see such jackasses like Tarzan Kid, Van Basten, Rodallega, D'Alessandro, Williams, D'Amore & their ass-kissing ring leader Tirantes roaming around the target practice area trying to make me miss my shots, but when I nail them, I earn lots of points, but when I shoot down the cardboard cut out of Tirantes, he's worth a cool 20,000! But this Saturday at Impact after I win the Intercontinental title from Tarzan Kid will be my biggest reward. And Tarzan Kid, as my Karissa gets ready for her bra & panties paddle on a pole match against your unfaithful 2-watt light bulb skank Faby, Karissa will rule that match!
So before I go, I want you to see this commercial the Game Freaks and I made...enjoy!
A.J. Styles (voiceover)
- Winning the Powerball: $125 million
- Getting a new slimmer version of the Playstation 2: $150
- Buying a 1986 used 4-door car: under $5,000
- Watching my fellow Game Freaks member GamerNerd Ken beating the living hell out of Tarzan Kid & becoming the new NWF Intercontinental champion at Saturday Night Impact: Priceless
This commercial is paid for by the Game Freaks
After what A.J. said about me beating the living hell out you and becoming the new IC champion at Impact will be definetly a priceless moment. See you at Impact you worthless loser!
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GamerNerd Ken: Karissa, I know that you're getting ready for your match at Impact this Saturday, but did you hear what Tarzan Kid said about me earlier while playing Duck Hunt?
Karissa: Yea & that Tarzan Kid thinks he's using me, you, Heavy Metal, Groond 3x, A.J. Styles & Jeff Hardy for target practice playing Duck Hunt.
Ken: I'll explain to you what target practice is about ok? Take Hogan's Alley for instance, it's a game where you have to shoot at one out of 3 gangsters to earn points. If Hogan's Alley were to revive it, I'd use the Kings of Losers as target practice. As I see such jackasses like Tarzan Kid, Van Basten, Rodallega, D'Alessandro, Williams, D'Amore & their ass-kissing ring leader Tirantes roaming around the target practice area trying to make me miss my shots, but when I nail them, I earn lots of points, but when I shoot down the cardboard cut out of Tirantes, he's worth a cool 20,000! But this Saturday at Impact after I win the Intercontinental title from Tarzan Kid will be my biggest reward. And Tarzan Kid, as my Karissa gets ready for her bra & panties paddle on a pole match against your unfaithful 2-watt light bulb skank Faby, Karissa will rule that match!
So before I go, I want you to see this commercial the Game Freaks and I made...enjoy!
A.J. Styles (voiceover)
- Winning the Powerball: $125 million
- Getting a new slimmer version of the Playstation 2: $150
- Buying a 1986 used 4-door car: under $5,000
- Watching my fellow Game Freaks member GamerNerd Ken beating the living hell out of Tarzan Kid & becoming the new NWF Intercontinental champion at Saturday Night Impact: Priceless
This commercial is paid for by the Game Freaks
After what A.J. said about me beating the living hell out you and becoming the new IC champion at Impact will be definetly a priceless moment. See you at Impact you worthless loser!
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