Post by Gamer Nerd on Sept 13, 2006 17:06:18 GMT -5
Gamer Nerd appears on the monitor from the locker room with Karissa standing next to him
GN: HEAVY METAL, I'VE WARNED YOU ONCE AGAIN TO STOP HITTING ON MY GIRL!!! Yes she likes me because she left Tarzan Kid, yes she likes because I won the title and yes she loves me because she's a game freak like everyone else in this group. If she Karissa does decide to join the Secta Cibernetica, what would she want from you? You're gonna make her talk trash about the Game Freaks? Are you going to make her help you and the rest of the rejects start some kind of a prank war? Is she going to help you and the Secta trash my $9,000 ride where me and the freaks go the NWF arean in? Are you throwing an welcoming party for being the Sectaria? NO!
Karissa doesn't want any of you, she doesn't want your store-bought $1.98 bouquet of roses, she doesn't want to tie the know with you, she doesn't want no part of the Secta Cibernetica...let me correct myself...SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THE CASTLEVANIA REJECTS BECAUSE SHE STAYS WITH THE GAME FREAKS UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER!!!!!!
loud cheers and Game Freaks chants from the fans in the background
GN: You want to hear what my Karissa got to say about your random "cochinadas" of you hitting on her, I'll let Karissa speak for herself.
camera pans over to Karissa
Karissa: Heavy Metal, just who in the hell you're trying to do to me? You think I'm going to turn my back on my Gamer Nerd, Samoa Joe and the Game Freaks for me to be a part of the Secta Cibernetica Religion so you and the rest of the Castlevania rejects can make me become a Sectaria?! IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! Whenever I get these cheapass roses, the keys to that broken down 1964 hearse so I can hitch a ride to be with you and the Secta, greeting cards saying that you love me and a bottle of cheap wine from 7-Eleven. You know what I made Gamer Nerd do to these gifts you sent me? I made him put all that crap in the garbage!
Gamer Nerd, I really, really like you! Because if you & Samoa Joe win the main event match against Cibernetico & that sick freak Heavy Metal, I have a very special surprise for you in front of the fans in the NWF arena. Wait til Wednesday Thunder tonight & I will reveal my surprise to you.
camera pans back to Gamer Nerd
GN: You hear that Heavy Metal, she will have a very special surprise for me and me only since she likes me more than you because nobody wants to go out with a sick joke like you. Am I making you jealous?! Watch this!
Gamer Nerd & Karissa giving each other a romantic kiss as the fans liked what they're seeing
GN: See you tonight at Wednesday Thunder, Castlevania Rejects!
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GN: HEAVY METAL, I'VE WARNED YOU ONCE AGAIN TO STOP HITTING ON MY GIRL!!! Yes she likes me because she left Tarzan Kid, yes she likes because I won the title and yes she loves me because she's a game freak like everyone else in this group. If she Karissa does decide to join the Secta Cibernetica, what would she want from you? You're gonna make her talk trash about the Game Freaks? Are you going to make her help you and the rest of the rejects start some kind of a prank war? Is she going to help you and the Secta trash my $9,000 ride where me and the freaks go the NWF arean in? Are you throwing an welcoming party for being the Sectaria? NO!
Karissa doesn't want any of you, she doesn't want your store-bought $1.98 bouquet of roses, she doesn't want to tie the know with you, she doesn't want no part of the Secta Cibernetica...let me correct myself...SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THE CASTLEVANIA REJECTS BECAUSE SHE STAYS WITH THE GAME FREAKS UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER!!!!!!
loud cheers and Game Freaks chants from the fans in the background
GN: You want to hear what my Karissa got to say about your random "cochinadas" of you hitting on her, I'll let Karissa speak for herself.
camera pans over to Karissa
Karissa: Heavy Metal, just who in the hell you're trying to do to me? You think I'm going to turn my back on my Gamer Nerd, Samoa Joe and the Game Freaks for me to be a part of the Secta Cibernetica Religion so you and the rest of the Castlevania rejects can make me become a Sectaria?! IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! Whenever I get these cheapass roses, the keys to that broken down 1964 hearse so I can hitch a ride to be with you and the Secta, greeting cards saying that you love me and a bottle of cheap wine from 7-Eleven. You know what I made Gamer Nerd do to these gifts you sent me? I made him put all that crap in the garbage!
Gamer Nerd, I really, really like you! Because if you & Samoa Joe win the main event match against Cibernetico & that sick freak Heavy Metal, I have a very special surprise for you in front of the fans in the NWF arena. Wait til Wednesday Thunder tonight & I will reveal my surprise to you.
camera pans back to Gamer Nerd
GN: You hear that Heavy Metal, she will have a very special surprise for me and me only since she likes me more than you because nobody wants to go out with a sick joke like you. Am I making you jealous?! Watch this!
Gamer Nerd & Karissa giving each other a romantic kiss as the fans liked what they're seeing
GN: See you tonight at Wednesday Thunder, Castlevania Rejects!
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