Future boyfriend?!

[Gamer Nerd]

Gamer Nerd is standing next to Jeremy Borash for an interview

Jeremy Borash: Gamer Nerd, at Wednesday Thunder in the main event match, you & your new tag partner Samoa Joe of the Game Freaks teaming up against Heavy Metal & Cibernetico known as the Secta Cibernetica. But after hearing the remarks Heavy Metal said about your manager Karissa moments ago saying that he's her future boyfriend....

GN: What in the hell do you mean by future boyfriend, Borash? I've told that quiz show loser that Karissa is my property and she belongs to me! I had Karissa ever since she left Tarzan Kid a year ago and she's the only girl I know who'll be by my side at ringside in my matches in the past, but Heavy Metal needs to learn NOT to stick his nose in our business.

Now as far as Lacey Nicole goes for lending Karissa a hand last week, I'll thank her for that but she must realize that she has to be a little more careful. *faces the camera* Heavy Metal, does Karissa want for you to be the future boyfriend and keep hitting on her like she wants you? Does Karissa want for you to become a future newlywed? Like I said before that she don't want you to be her boyfriend or a newlywed because Karissa is MUCH hotter than Morgan Webb & she stays here with the Game Freaks and like it or you don't, somewhere down the road I may take your womanizing ass on in maybe a love her or leave her match if Into & Cornette approves it. But right now, Samoa Joe & I are focusing on beating you & Cibernetico aka the Castlevania reject to a pulp.

One more thing before I get for my match, instead of naming your stable Secta Cibernetica, I'll name your group the Castlevania Rejects. Yeah, that has a ring to it. And to Samoa Joe, thanks for saying that Karissa's safe around you because if at anytime Heavy Metal give her any kind of eye contact, stare, try to kiss her or lay 1 finger on her, I will plant the Game Over on him head first...ON A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!! So Secta Cibernetica better known as the Castlevania Rejects, you started the game & I'm gonna end it!

Borash: Some strong words from Gamer Nerd himself when the Game Freaks & the Secta Cibernetica Religion faceoff in the main event match for Wednesday Night Thunder!

-End-

[Cibernetico]

+Cibernetico is backstage pondering afew thoughts+

+CIBERNETICO+
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh man Gamer Nerd you just keep making ME and The Secta laught due to all your stupid remarks that you make. Why don't you become a comedian instead of getting embarrassed every week by ME Cibernetico and The Secta?
Seriously, everything you say just makes me laught and feel sorry for you at the same time!
Yeah, Karissa may have TURNED on Tarzan Kid last year but you know why she did it? It's because she feels SORRY for you! Yeah, that's right! Van Basten is and will always be right about this even though we don't see eye-to-eye. But regardless Gamer, the only REASON as to WHY Karissa is with you is because she feels sorry you! She may be your "lover" and your "bitch" but you all you are to her is a poor little Nerd that drives an 80's crappy car and sits on his ass playing games when he's not around in the ring!
If Van Basten didn't get that trough your head correctly than this time, we'll make sure you get the message LOUD AND CLEAR!
Heavy Metal LOVES Karissa, he talks about her. dreams about her, and he even writes poems about her.. What have you done to Karissa to show your "love" towards her? And Nerd, winning the title doesn't count!
Heck! I bet she ONLY "loves" you because you have the title and when you lose it, she will leave you for the dirty rotten Nerd that you are for sure! Samoa Joe and Lacey "Eliza Thornberry" Nicole may have your little girlfriends back this Wednesday Night Gamer but that still won't stop Heavy Metal from doing what it takes to win the affections of Karissa... He'll take a Muscle Buster, he'll take a Coquina Clutch, and he'll even take a chair to the head but for ONE person and ONE person ONLY.... KARISSA! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh and, we aren't Castlevania Rejects, we're THE SECTA CIBERNETICA! And Gamer Nerd......
WE'RE THE ILUMINATES! And Pretty soon, Karissa will become ONE OF US! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

+Cameras fade as Ciber continues to laught evily+

[Heavy Metal]

*Heavy Metal is standing backstage with Andres Maronas*

Andres Maronas: Heavy Metal, you just once again herd from your leader, the leader of The Secta Cibernetica, Cibernetico. Heavy Metal, Cibernetico said that Karissa may be a Sectaria herself and possibly your future lover....

Heavy Metal: Woah! Maronas, let me cut you off there man. What do you mean by possibly? Karissa WILL be MY new lover. All I gotta do Maronas is win her heart which I've probably already won and wait for the right momment. And that right momment will be sooner rather than later Andres Maronas. Cibernetico's right, Karissa's ONLY with Gamer Nerd because of those two things.... One being that he's the NWF Champ and THE OTHER Maronas is because SHE FEELS SORRY for him so she's only there to pretend to care about him and make him company, that's it Andres. So Gamer, let me put this into a sentence that you can understand. Karissa ONLY likes you because YOU are the Champ and because she feels sorry for a Nerd like YOU! That's it. If that was NEVER the case, she would have left Tarzan for ME but nooo.... You got in the way and somehow, someway YOU made Karissa feel sorry for you. I'll never know how she EVER felt sorry for you in the first place but I bet that when she saw how Nerdy and dumb you were she had no alternative than to align with a loner like you just so she can keep you company while you play your Games and watch Kiddie Cartoons!
You can talk all you want Gamer Nerd, I don't care but I'm telling the truth. The truth that's VERY HARD for you to face, yet understand. And like a previous statement, if Van Basten didn't beat the obvious truth into you quite well than this Wednesday on Thunder THE SECTA will make sure they BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!
And when that's set and done Gamer Nerd, you'll thank ME and CIBERNETICO for making you "see the light".... And when will you "see the light" you ask? Well, you'll "see the light" when you are facing up on the mat and you are forced to look at ME and KARISSA having one HOT, SEXY, STEAMY KISS!
A kiss she couldn't even give you because you probably slobbered all over her damn mouth my FORMER friend!
And when we get trough kissing, we'll hug, hold hands, and hold them up in the air in victory!

Andres Maronas: Heavy thoughts, Heavy words, from Heavy Metal... back to you Jesus Zuniga.

*Heavy Metal laughts at the Camera and makes the kissing motion with his lips as the Camera starts to fade*

[Samoa Joe]

[Samoa Joe is backstage with Jeremy Borash]

JEREMY BORASH: Samoa Joe you just herd the comments made by Heavy Metal and Cibernetico... And Joe, I think they're going after Karissa, specially Heavy Metal!

SAMOA JOE: Yes, I notice Borash. Heavy Metal, you want Karissa well guess what? You won't get her anytime soon! No matter how hard you try, her friendship is with Gamer Nerd and NOT you!
And Heavy Metal, I hate to break it to you this way but the closest that you will EVER get to Karissa is by doing all the things you say you do. You think about her, dream about her, etc... And boy, that's about the CLOSEST that you will ever get to Karissa. But if you get close to her on Wednesday Thunder.. YOU, Heavy Metal will be CLOSE to a beating courtesy of The Samoan Submission Machine. And when I give you that beating Heavy Metal, I will show no mercy, no remorse, and no damn regrets whatsoever because I am going to beat you within ONE INCH of your damn life!
But you know what's gonna hurt the most from all this Heavy Metal? It's not me beating you, it's not the pain that I am going to put you in this Wednesday Night, no, it's having your father watch this beating backstage in the monitor!
And since I have my manners Jeremy Borash, I will like to take the time to apologize to Pepe Casas. Sir, I'm sorry for what your son is about to be put trough courtesy of me and Gamer Nerd. We're sorry for what we're going to put him trough sir but you must understand that he has this coming to him. We know for a fact that watching someone, specially your son in a hospital bed is not a pleasant sight to see but you Pepe Casas will have to experience that after we get done with your son!
If you don't want this to happen then I don't know what else to tell you sir. He has this coming to him, and nothing is going to stop me, Samoa Joe or Gamer Nerd or Karissa from giving Heavy what he has coming to him. Pepe Casas, you can talk some sense to your son but after the Promo he cut afew weeks back, I doubt there's any sense left in his head whatsoever. So once again Mr. Pepe Casas, I apologize on my hehalf, on Gamer Nerd's behalf, and on Karissa's behalf for doing what we're about to do this Wednesday Night.... And that is putting Heavy Metal trough the WORST beating of his life courtesy of The Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe, Gamer Nerd, and Karissa! We hope you understand, Thank You!

[SAMOA JOE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AS JEREMY BORASH HAS A WEIRD EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE][/b]