Heavy Metal & your fellow Castlevania reject

[Gamer Nerd]

Splash Wave arrange plays in the background as Gamer Nerd, Samoa Joe & Karissa in the locker room after the remarks being heard from Heavy Metal & Cibernetica about this week's tag match at Wednesday Thunder as Gamer Nerd faces the camera as he's got something to say

GN: First of all, let me start with YOU Heavy Metal! You're telling me that I cannot say "desgraciado" because I got that word from a talk show? I can call you any name in Spanish I want such as "cochinado" because that is what you are in the aftermath of you joining Secta Cibernetica by turning your back on me and yeah, that jackpot question you blew 700,000 pesos on a Mexican game show awhile back when you said pizza, you've became a laughingstock for Team Triple A. Enough about that, I'm here to say that my newest tag partner Samoe Joe will make his Wednesday Thunder debut when he teams up with me in a main event tag match against you and Cibernetico aka Count Dracula and no one will be there to help you win the match. Not even Charly Manson, not even Abyss and James Mitchell, not even Van Basten or his Kings of Wrestling.

Are you also hitting on Karissa?! Are you trying to hit on my Karissa? She's my property, not yours and if at ANYTIME you try to hit on her in our match at Thunder, you will be severely punished because it's not going to be me will do the damage to you, I'll leave it to Samoa Joe because he's the Samoan submission machine. I also pasted photos of Secta Cibernetica on the punching bag & on the dartboard because from now on you, Cibernetico, Charly Manson & Abyss with James Mitchell got bullseyes on your chests.

If you're asking me what do the Game Freaks have that you don't have, then let me be the 1st to say that us Game Freaks have everything and I drive a $8,995 custom made 1987 Ford Escort that has all the features that you can ever imagine where I bring my Game Freaks to the NWF arena with me.

And as for you Cibernetico, I still called your group Castlevania because like I said that it'll take a lot more than garlic to defeat you and if at anytime you or your Castlevania rejects lay your hands on Karissa in the main event match or if you go anywhere near her, Samoa Joe, myself and the rest of the Game Freaks will make you suffer the consequences. Now if you excuse me, I'm taking Samoa Joe for a little tour of the locker room and check my $8,995 custom made ride for the Game Freaks and if I catch you Castlevania rejects trash, destroy or vandalize my custom made '87 Ford, there's going to be a lot of hell to pay.

See you and your fellow Castlevania reject at Thunder!

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[Heavy Metal]

*Cameras turn to Heavy Metal who's backstage laughting at Gamer Nerd's comments*

Heavy Metal: Oh man, he just doesn't get it.. And SO WHAT if I blew a question on the Mexican version of Family Feud, Cien Mexicanos Dijeron? Yeah, I cost the team the jackpot and? Oh man Gamer Nerd, you NEED to SERIOUSLY learn somethings around here. We aren't Castlevania, WE'RE THE SECTA!
And for Karissa, I'm her FUTURE BOYFRIEND! lol
I mean look at the way she looks at me? I mean the whole time you and I were a team, she couldn't help it but to check me out and what girl wouldn't want to check a guy like me out? lol
YOU claim Karissa as your property well I, DON'T THINK SO!
And like Romeo, I WILL DO WHATEVER it TAKES to get her beautiful self around my arms not just in the ring but in the bed as well! lol
And you know what? This coming Wednesday, I'm going near here like it or not! And I don't care if Samoa Fatty over there kicks my ass because I'd rather taking a beating for the girl I LOVE than for some Game Freak Game Show 80's fan like YOU! lol
Samoa Joe and Eliza Thornberry, I mean Lacey Nicole can TRY and stop me but they won't achieve what they want because Gamer, sooner or later, KARISSA will be MINE! And there's NOTHING YOU, SAMOA FATTY, or ELIZA THORNBERRY LACEY NICOLE can do about it!
Karissa honey, I just wanna let you know that someday, YOU will come to my arms and I hope that this someday I'm reffering to is Wednesday Thunder baby... I've loved you since the first day I saw you... You turned on Tarzan, and baby, eventually, you'll turn on Gamer for ME! I love you babe and like I told that Freak, I'll do ANYTHING and go trough EVERYTHING just to be with you tonight baby! lol
I love you Karissa wether I kidnap you or not... You're what I want and what I want to get and sooner or later, I will get what I want and that is you, baby!

*Cameras fade as Heavy laughts*

[Samoa Joe]

[Samoa Joe is backstage standing by with Jeremy Borash]

JEREMY BORASH: SAMOA JOE you just herd the comments from both your tag team partner Gamer Nerd and ONE of your two opponents for this coming Wednesday on IMPACT!, Heavy Metal. Samoa Joe as you know, Gamer Nerd warned Heavy Metal that if he EVER went near Karissa YOU would take care of Heavy Metal and leave him in a pulp, do you concur?

SAMOA JOE: Of course I do, Jeremy Borash. Obviously The Secta as they call themselves is too stupid to realize or understand where I am coming from. You see Cibernetico, Heavy Metal, last week like I said previously you both crossed the line of idiocy and now that the both of you have crossed that same line.. YOU will now be part of MY PROBLEM! But Cibernetico, you're my main problem here buddy. Listen up, I wasn't brought in by money, I was brought in by what I saw and what I saw two weeks ago made me come here to the NWF and take your ass on! I didn't care about the money, ALL I care about is the safe-wealth being of Gamer Nerd, The Freaks, but most importantly, Karissa. And Heavy Metal, IF YOU DARE.. look into my eyes...

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SAMOA JOE: LOOK INTO MY EYES HEAVY METAL! IF YOU EVER GO NEAR KARISSA DURING OUR MATCH THIS WEDNESDAY, YOU WILL PAY FOR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO!
EVEN A SMALL TOUCH OF THE HAIR COULD BRING YOU HELL SO HEAVY METAL MY SUGGESTION TO YOU IS THAT PLEASE, DO NOT PLAY WITH FIRE... Because that FIRE will turn into what you both think you are to us, HELL! And boy, that HELL is someone that you don't want to mess with. And if you do, YOU my friend would have caused this hell to get BIGGER, BIGGER, and BIGGER! So BACK OFF Karissa before I MAKE YOU!
And Cibernetico, talk all you want. We'll see if you can back it up in the ring because last week when I showed, you nearly backed away.. And hopefully this time you won't become the running mouse Cibernetico because I will CATCH YOU and EAT YOU ALIVE!
And Gamer Nerd, don't worry, Karissa's safe around me!

JEREMY BORASH: ALRIGHT There ya have it Samoa Joe, The Samoan Submission Machine, READY for THUNDER!

[Cameras Fade]

[Cibernetico]

+Cibernetico is backstage with Jesus Zuniga+

+JESUS ZUNIGA+
Cibernetico, you just herd from both your partner and Gamer Nerd regarding this Wednesday's match. Now Cibernetico in one corner you have yourself, the leader of The Secta Cibernetica one of the HOTTEST Religions outhere and on the other sir you have Heavy Metal who is going to stop at nothing to win the affections of Karissa. On the other you have Gamer Nerd, NWF Champion and his partner Samoa Joe who has a serious bone to pick with you......

+CIBERNETICO+
Of course Jesus Zuniga that's the case here. You see last week when Samoa Joe surprisingly showed up to my and The Secta's surprise Samoa Joe didn't realize that once he messes with The Secta he would be messing with everyone's WORST NIGHTMARE! Joe hasn't realized it and probably never will but you see Jesus Zuniga it's like this.... He came in, NEARLY and I mean NEARLY took us out of commission and now JOE has to pay. You see no one comes to OUR TERRITORY the TERRITORY OF THE SECTA and give us that treatment. We deserve better, specially me Jesus but it wasn't to be last week. But this week I can guarantee you that Heavy and I will take out BOTH that Nerd and that fatass just like that +SNAPS FINGER+
And like Heavy Metal says, NO ONE will stop us. Not The Freaks, not The Queers, and NOT EVEN Mr. Jim Cornette, Into, or Jarrett Jesus. BUT IF ANYONE TRIES TO STOP US Jesus well I must let them know that they are in for a hell of a ride from hell and BACK courtesy of The Secta Cibernetica. Boys, you both don't know who you are messing with in this situation and on Wednesday YOU both will FIND OUT why NO ONE in this damn company messes with
THE SECTA CIBERNETICA RELIGION! HA HA HA HA!
And as far as Heavy and Karissa go well let me just say this Jesus, Karissa, Heavy LOVES YOU very, very, much. He thinks of you, dreams of you, and even sings about you and he hopes that SOMEDAY YOU will come to his arms and girl, that SOMEDAY will be SOONER rather than later! HA HA HA HA HA!

+JESUS ZUNIGA+
Words from the man, the leader of The Secta Cibernetica, Cibernetico....

+Cameras go black after Ciber stops laughting and looks at the Cameras+