Money v. Title Shot match (RP #2)

[Gamer Nerd]

Gamer Nerd's voice was heard on manager Jon Tees' answering machine about the money v. title shot match at Impact & here's what he had to say about the challenge in a message left on his answering machine

Answering machine beeps

GN's voice on machine: Rick Tees, congratulations on winning 2 matches over Lance Hoyt in 1 week but at Impact, your win streak to say the least will come to an end in the money v. title shot match. Now as far as me losing the title goes, you're right. I may lost the title to Squall Leonhart aka Arcan, but I will get it back after the screwjob I got in the Monsters Ball match. Another thing, I'm GAMER NERD so get my name right because I'm against corporate suits like you.

Now about your "open door policy", you're putting $100,000 against my return title shot against Arcan on the table. Well guess what? I'll accept your challenge, Rick Tees & you better be happy about it. Now where were you when I won the title 1.5 months ago? I held on to that title for 1 whole month, because I proved everyone in the NWF wrong by winning it from Chris Harris.

Remember what's going to happen, Rick & listen good. If you win, you get to keep the 100 grand & take my title shot away from. But if I win, I get the money & I keep my title shot against Arcan, because I'm going to become the 2-time NWF champion as much as I hate him where he has no life, no friends, no skills or what have you. You want me to sign your policy? I already signed it & let me know you want to sign my wet blanket policy, because if in case anything happens to you & your manager Jon Tees at the end of the match after I Game Over both of your greedy asses, I'll be a happy man! See you at Impact, Rick Tees.

Answering machine beeps

[arcan]

But if I win, I get the money & I keep my title shot against Arcan, because I'm going to become the 2-time NWF champion as much as I hate him where he has no life, no friends, no skills or what have you.

dude seriously, you should get your facts straight, if anyones character has no life and so forth would be your character seeing as he is a 'Gamernerd' please get your facts straight for future reference.

[Jon Tees]

(I had just received word that Gamer Nerd had accepted my challenge, but that an alteration had been made by Diego Jarrett. The match was simply now to be about money as opposed to title shots. This was fine with me as I have alot of money to burn, and knew from experience that although this match directly would not result in a title shot. It could go along way in determining a future number one contender for Arcan's world heavyweight championship. A title that I longed to have in the possession of my syndicate organization. Its been quite a while since I managed a world champion or held a world title directly and now was as good of time as any to get back on the championship bandwagon. I mean who doesn't want to hold or manage to a major championship? Especially the biggest championship of them all. I told Rick the news and he was thrilled. He jumped in his car and drove over to come to my place. We were initially going to cut a promo from my promo room. However once he arrived I had a better idea. One of Gamer nerd's most favorite things in the world was his 1987 Ford Taurus. What would happen should someone send him a strong message by destroying his favorite car or one like it on national television? I may not have been able to get the real thing, but what if I could get one identical to it, and destroy it to send a message of some kind to the gamer nerd? Myself and Rick talked amongst ourselves and than got into my red hummer. We drove around town, I did the driving actually while he went through the classifieds, we found a junk yard oddly enough which carried several ford vehicles Rick gave a ring to the junk yard owner, and the owner confirmed that he had the exact torrus in stock that we were looking for. Not only that it was the same color as gamer nerds, and was in working condition. We went into the yard and bought the car for less than $500. We did some light work on it including adding a custom license plate and making it look real good. Rick drove the Taurus and I the hummer. He followed behind me, and we drove to NWF arena during a house show event. The show was in intermission and I purchased some time on this show to film a segment using my own camera people. Myself and Rick both got into the Taurus. And drove down to the ringside area. The fan's popped as we drove out to Game nerd's entrance music and they assumed that, the former world champion was coming but boy were they in for a surprise. I made sure that the camera's focused somewhat on the license plate. Which read as a parody to ken's "TrdsRule" I honked the horn several times and drove up and down the ramp until finally coming to park on the stage at the top. We got out of the Taurus, and the fans immediately began booing and chanting "asshole" at us. I stood atop the ramp and began speaking as rick stood by my side.)


Jon Tees-(with a smirk and slight laugh.)" Oh whats the matter? Were you expecting someone else? You people are so gullible and stupid, you actually believed that gamer nerd would come out here and address you personally? Ha the jokes on you, the gamer nerd would rather play video games and whack off than show some initiative, and go beyond the call of duty. Your gamer nerd is little more than a slacker and a drain on society. People like him are what are dragging down the US economy. Gamer nerd is weak and will come to be exterminated by this man right here my client Just Rick Tees next week on thunder. Gamer nerd you've outlived your usefulness and will be put out to pasture. Don't worry when this man ends your career you'll have more time to jack off and play video games, as this bothersome job of ours will no longer get in the way of your true passion. You must admit that your reign as world champion was crappy at best. You only managed to defeat Chris Harris to win and retain the title, you never put it on the line against real contenders like my client. In fact you ducked my client several times in favor of what else? Playing video games. When you finally did defend the title against someone other than Harris, you lost the damn thing following a pathetic showing. You got your ass handed to you proving my point that you were little more than a paper champion to begin with. Although I intended for this to be somewhat of a money vs contender ship match, it now appears that the match has been changed to simply a money vs money match, that’s fine, because although this match will not result in a contendership directly, it will go a long way in determining the new number one contender, who will obviously turn out to be my client. My client could have beaten you and won the title with ease when you were champion had you not ducked him like a coward, in favor of giving the one man you could beat countless title shots. We have watched you and observed you and know all of your moves and when this match comes about my client will prove first hand that I speak the truth when he massacres you inside of that ring,. Money to me however is no object, for you see I purchased this 1987 cheap piece of crap Ford Taurus because i know for a fact that aside from video games, you pride yourself on driving this piece of shit , that is one of the worst ever made. This is to demonstrate the following point."


(Rick than handed me a torch as I began pouring gasoline all over the car. I than set the car ablaze as "Disco Inferno played" with extra focus on "Burn baby burn." I laughed like a mad man as the car exploded and continued burning.)


Jon Tees" You see This represents your career and what will happen to it. Like this car your career will soon go up in smoke when you face off against... Just Rick Tees. Take it away Rick."

Rick Tees" Gamer nerd the time has come for us to finally cross paths. I've been watching you since I’ve come here. For a while you seemed like the man to beat. I put focus on seemed like. As in time you were revealed to be a highly overrated, over protected fraud. You rarely put your title on the line against worthy contenders, like Jon said you basically until this past Sunday just defended the belt against Chris Harris over and over again, for you found a way to beat Harris. But let me just say I am not Chris Harris by any stretch of the imagination; I am far superior in skill and slightly bigger in size. Had you defended the belt against me in your first defense it would have been a much shorter reign that it actually ended up being. Well let me just cut to the chase here gamer nerd since Jon already said what I would have said. I am a bounty hunter by trade and now you have quite a big bounty on your ass which I will collect this coming Wednesday when I take you out once and for all. YOu had a good career once with aid from management but all good things must eventually come to a bitter end. I've waited a long time to expose you as a fraud but it looks like someone beat me to it. Now I will simply destroy you, your game is about up and soon your game will be completely over. "


(With that we walked to the back past the remains of the Taurus which was still slightly ablaze.)