Post by Jon Tees on Oct 27, 2005 23:17:30 GMT -5
(I had listened to the comments made by Lance Hoyt and picked up on a certain tone of his voice. Hoyt sounded as though he was whining and crying but at the same time trying to keep up a brave front and sound like a bad ass. I picked up a hint of fear and the sounds of a man trying to convince himself and others that he actually had a snowballs chance in hell against, my client Rick Tees, tonight on thunder, which of course we know he doesn't, I decided to address the situation on Rick's behalf being he was warming up and I was now in the locker room area. I called in a cameraman and began speaking. As always I was dressed in one of my black suits with a red silk top and a black tie. The camera man began recording my comments as I addressed Hoyt.)
Jon Tees" Lance Hoyt, I’m not sure you're aware of this but you sound like a little bitch in your promos, your voice has a whining tone to it. Here's what I heard. (Doing a whiny like voice.) "I'm the biggest dog in the yard, you are being fed to me" "I can beat you Rick Tees and I will" Yada yda yada it goes on and on and all you are doing is trying to convince yourself that my client doesn't have your number. Well Hoyt since you consider yourself a dog its quite simple tonight my client and myself are going to put you down once and for all. Its time for you to fade away, and go into a dreamless sleep forever and ever based on your actions against James storm of a few weeks ago. If anything Hoyt you are the one being fed to the wild beast here a tiger, Whoever put you in this match signed your death warrant, and had no intention of you making it out in one piece. You are about to be dismembered and destroyed by my client. They say two things come from Texas steers and queers and you look like a little of a and a little of b. What's with that gay ass lower back tattoo of yours? I mean what guy who doesn't take it up the ass has a tattoo of anything on his lower back?. Whatever the case Hoyt I am getting tired of this unfinished business of ours, so will in fact see to it that my client finishes it so that we may finally move on and move forward to bigger and better things."
(I kept it brief and to the point. For effect I played that song by Justin Timberlake appropriately titled "cry me a river. As the promo faded out with me giving an evil smirk. I left the room to meet up with my client.)
occ: I haven't rped this bad in years but I waited till pretty much the last minute to put out rp two while waiting for Hoyt's response to the first one.
Jon Tees" Lance Hoyt, I’m not sure you're aware of this but you sound like a little bitch in your promos, your voice has a whining tone to it. Here's what I heard. (Doing a whiny like voice.) "I'm the biggest dog in the yard, you are being fed to me" "I can beat you Rick Tees and I will" Yada yda yada it goes on and on and all you are doing is trying to convince yourself that my client doesn't have your number. Well Hoyt since you consider yourself a dog its quite simple tonight my client and myself are going to put you down once and for all. Its time for you to fade away, and go into a dreamless sleep forever and ever based on your actions against James storm of a few weeks ago. If anything Hoyt you are the one being fed to the wild beast here a tiger, Whoever put you in this match signed your death warrant, and had no intention of you making it out in one piece. You are about to be dismembered and destroyed by my client. They say two things come from Texas steers and queers and you look like a little of a and a little of b. What's with that gay ass lower back tattoo of yours? I mean what guy who doesn't take it up the ass has a tattoo of anything on his lower back?. Whatever the case Hoyt I am getting tired of this unfinished business of ours, so will in fact see to it that my client finishes it so that we may finally move on and move forward to bigger and better things."
(I kept it brief and to the point. For effect I played that song by Justin Timberlake appropriately titled "cry me a river. As the promo faded out with me giving an evil smirk. I left the room to meet up with my client.)
occ: I haven't rped this bad in years but I waited till pretty much the last minute to put out rp two while waiting for Hoyt's response to the first one.